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xopi 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's the weirdest way of spelling "their heads on a pike" I've ever seen

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xopi 0 points ago +1 / -1

I gain absolutely nothing by communicating with those Islanders. They have nothing to offer me.

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xopi 19 points ago +19 / -0

I have 8 at work. Not an exaggeration. I just really really hate minimizing windows. If it's still up on one of my screens, i know it's something that still needs my attention. Although realistically it's extremely rare that u have more than 6 being used at a time. Displayfusion software helps a lot with managing this mess. Can I do the same thing just minimizing everything? Nope, if it's minimized, it's done. How else would I tell them apart?

Yes I'm one of those people that chokes on 64gb of RAM.

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xopi 8 points ago +8 / -0

Are 6x6 cells and concrete toilets really that expensive?

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xopi 6 points ago +6 / -0

Own a business long enough and you'll learn that some customers aren't worth it. Yes, their money is green too, but I've gotten to the point that if I even think this customer is going to be complicated, I'll tell them to go somewhere else, I'm not interested in their business. An easy way to weed out the customers are the ones that complain about my pricing. Those are the ones I immediately recommend my competitors to.

Seriously, it's always the customers that spent like $40 that one time that complains the most like it's the end of the world. That guy that spends $5k a week with me? The worst case is an extremely minor issue every few months that gets fixed easily. $2,500 sale? That will probably go perfectly. $20 walk in sale? Somehow goes wrong more often than not.

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xopi -3 points ago +2 / -5

As long as welfare still exists, you will have people that will not work or contribute to society no matter how many jobs there are throwing money at anyone who walks through the door wanting to work.

You need to get rid of ALL social safety nets (i fucking hate that word. I'm a white male, you know what my safety net is? Probably prison). Social security. Gone. Medicare, medicaid, gone. Food stamps, gone. Housing assistance, gone. Government backed student loans, gone.

Now here's the last crucial detail that everyone seems to ignore. This leaves a lot of people destitute that might turn to crime. This also leaves a lot of old people and invalid people who also can't work. Well, if their family doesn't want to, or can't take care of them, then round them up and kill them. In fact, just round up all of the homeless beggars on the street and kill them too. Little dystopian? Maybe. We need to discourage the weak.

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xopi 9 points ago +9 / -0

Even if you hate what the armed services stands for, you have to be a real idiot to attack someone who is professionally trained to kill you in at least 15 different ways and is most likely carrying AT LEAST one firearm.

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xopi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh please. This is even more evidence that he doesn't exist, and if he does, he's an evil asshole and not a benevolent one. Why are evil assholes like this allowed to live and destroy billions of lives?

When I was in elementary school my parents bought me a fish tank with a couple dozen small fish. I would notice every few days I would get home from school and a fish would be floating at the top of the tank, dead. I lost 3 fish. That weekend I decided I would just watch the fish all weekend. I saw it. The red one attacked and killed one of the other fish, right in front of me. I couldn't believe it. The following weekend, same thing. The red fish attacked and killed another fish. I immediately said screw this I'm not losing another fish. I grabbed him, took him outside to the street, and stomped him over and over until he was thoroughly dead. They died significantly slower after that.

Little 9 year old me was the God of the fish. I killed the one causing problems. I fixed the problem.

Either 9 year old me has better problem solving skills than a supposed all powerful omnipotent omnipresent being, or it doesn't exist.

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xopi 17 points ago +18 / -1

The golden handcuffs are one of the most difficult things to get rid of. It's how they maintain control of you.

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xopi 9 points ago +9 / -0

My gym teacher in high school was a 600 pound ham planet who couldn't even walk without a grocery cart to plop his fat on.

I feel like this is so widespread I'm not even doxing myself.

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xopi 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let's be honest. Best korea knew perfectly well that if one hair was misplaced on Trump's head, South Korea would be an island. They're crazy, not suicidally stupid.

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xopi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because we learned that being told to wait means shut up and stop asking hoping we'd forget about it.

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xopi 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'll take a big Mac over anyone in my family, and I hate fast food.

You guys are the closest thing to family i have. My dad left my mom (who then killed herself) for some black ghetto trash bitch and stole over 50k from me. My sister got addicted to drugs and is now a welfare queen with 5 kids and just as many baby daddies.

My uncle is a complete simp with absolutely no spine under compete control of my mega bitch aunt who has the biggest holier than thou complexion I have ever seen on anyone in my life. Whenever I think he's going to redeem himself and not be a total piece of shit, my aunt shows up and he turns into a different person.

The only person worth a damn in the family is my grandfather but he's locked up in a nursing home where I can't visit him and can only do video calls with him and even he's told me they're going to kill him before the end of the year.

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xopi 19 points ago +19 / -0

Even Kim Jung Un tried to keep it technically possible with 99% of the vote. Beijing Joe didn't even try to keep it believable when he had some areas with 110% of the registered voters voting for him.

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xopi 10 points ago +11 / -1

Maybe if we didn't have a system where 20% of us support the other 80% we wouldn't even need income tax. We should just let people starve and die. Fuck them for being stupid pieces of shit who didn't think about saving enough for retirement or being too lazy to work. Disabled? Sorry you lost the genetic lottery, you should have been aborted.

Instead we have an insanely ridiculously bloated system of social security, Medicare, and medicaid eating over half our budget.

Just rip off the band-aid. Taper off the benefits so you only receive what you put in plus a small percentage. Stop taking money from us. Why are we spending literally trillions of fucking dollars every year not only keeping grandma alive, but homed and fed. If she was irresponsible enough to not save up money to live in her retirement and cover her expenses, then she should die.

It's like what the fuck is even the point of "doing the right thing. Working hard. Not spending money. Investing wisely. Save for your retirement and all the expenses that come along with it" when some irresponsible idiot who lives paycheck to paycheck their entire life and blew all his money without a care in the world, gets old, and then he just has everything handed to him for free because he's poor. Medicare. Medicaid. Food stamps. Free meals delivered. Fuck that. It boils my blood that we have to take care of all these fucking irresponsible old people and pay trillions every year for them. If I was in charge i would round them all up and purge them from society.

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xopi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who draws all these pepe memes? That's the real MVP

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xopi 0 points ago +1 / -1

The founding fathers had it right. Only white male landowners can vote. Everyone else can fuck off.

Opening voting to everyone little by little has just destroyed our great country.

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