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utfanx2 [S] (21 points)

NPCs blaming bots. This is the best alternate reality game every created.

utfanx2 [S] (1 point)

Yang wants to confiscate your hunting rifles and shotguns, but ar15s and ak47s are good to go.

utfanx2 [S] (1 point)

Scary thought. Save up for retirement, only for the government to decide you are expendable, and take your money with a death tax.

utfanx2 [S] (1 point)

Inb4 he was extremely careless, but no reasonable prosecuter would bring such a case.

utfanx2 [S] (6 points)

Finally something the Democrats don't want to ban.

utfanx2 [S] (2 points)

Yo, dawg! We heard you like viruses, so we put Wuhan fentanyl in your heroin. Now you can get Coranavirus, while getting HIV from sharing needles.

utfanx2 [S] (3 points)

Joe should learn from Ricky Bobby: "I don't know what to do with my hands".

Just put them down.

https://youtu.be/Nfv1FhdaBBk

utfanx2 [S] (3 points)

Build a wall around China.

utfanx2 [S] (5 points)

Black Rifles Matter.

utfanx2 [S] (2 points)

The real reason Pelosi delayed handing over impeachment articles. The house passed USMCA immediately after voting to impeach. Fake news then claimed impeachment caused a boom in the economy. Now they get to claim again that impeachment is the cause for the major boom that is about to happen.

utfanx2 [S] (5 points)

Appeal to emotion is a good indicator your argument is flawed.

utfanx2 [S] (2 points)

"In this country, a man is innocent until proven guilty. If you had followed that, you wouldn't have to apologize" -Ben Cartwright.

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