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unspecified_user 1 point ago +1 / -0

80/20 split In trumps favor

I'd bet the POGs lean more heavily towards Biden, maybe from 25%-33%, but that front line and weapons system troops are 90%-95% Trump. If there was a coup, it would come from the top, and in that case I'd expect the enlisted and non-flag officers to tell the generals "Nope."

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unspecified_user 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahaha, did you actually remember the number before looking it up?

My AD&D nerd claim to fame was going 18/18 on WoC's polearm identification quiz.

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unspecified_user 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seriously. Where the hell were they during the lean years?

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unspecified_user 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm Jon Bidoe - Boe Jiden - Joe Bined aw to hell with it you know what I mean vote me you fuckin' jerks.

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unspecified_user 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well boys also used to wear Little Lord Fauntleroy suits 100+ years ago.

Speaking about outdated fashions, let's bring back the codpiece.

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unspecified_user 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can you handle the pressure and tough questions?”

Did someone actually ask that? C'mon man! Trump is going to steamroll Biden and call out moderators BS questions.

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unspecified_user 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm pretty sure the "Flat Earth" people are paid

I also can't believe anyone could actually look at any of the flat earth stuff and say "Hey, yeah, it all makes sense!" I mean some of it is very funny in its creative around-your-ass-to-get-to-your-elbow rationalizing, but none of it is even remotely plausible. It's like it is a philosophy created to be perfectly reflect the analysis made by the Billy Madison quiz host

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it."

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unspecified_user 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sponsor: Rep. Malinowski, Tom [D-NJ-7]

"D" Strike one. "NJ" Strike two

wikipedia

...where he was a Rhodes Scholar...

Strike three, you're out.

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unspecified_user 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congratulations you have stooped lower then [sp] any other guild in MMO history."

If I played MMOs (anymore), having this said about me and my friends would be my sole reason for playing. Trolling and antagonizing people in Eve Online used to be a blast.

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unspecified_user 3 points ago +3 / -0

They get to sell it as "artisanal" for higher profits if all processes are done by hand. Or foot.

ROFL by Zytos
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unspecified_user 3 points ago +3 / -0

John, please don't take a couple bottles of pills or sit in your running car in your garage over this. Please please please.

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unspecified_user 13 points ago +13 / -0

To cancel out the tax bills, Mr. Trump made use of $9.7 million in business investment credits,...

Oh my God! Are they saying he did what every attorney, consultant, business analyst, tax strategist and CPA that works in corporate finance would insist a business do as an essential matter of course ?????

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unspecified_user 33 points ago +33 / -0

Diversity industrial complex

It sounds funny in theory but it is ridiculous and disgusting that it happens in real business/government. I've dealt with a number of companies who pay race hustlers $15,000+ to deliver 90 minute to 4 hour diatribes/seminars about this shit. I've seen places that have spent thousands on Diversity Beans. Whatever shyster thought of them is a genius, selling tins of jelly beans for $25 /lb to suckers. Where I work now pays a woman $30,000 each year to speak for 2 hours to tell everyone that all white people are inherently racist and that every aspect of our society is inherently racist. She rakes in millions a year for this claptrap.

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unspecified_user 8 points ago +8 / -0

With a normal distribution a large size average IQ of 68 translates into roughly 3 or 4 people per 10,000 with an IQ of 98 or above, the average US IQ. Only a little over 2% would be above 85 the US AA average IQ. Here are some chilling numbers.

19-20% would be <=60. People with Down syndrome average 50-60 IQ. <> 41% would have 61-70, <>31% 71-80, <>7% 81-90 and <> 0.5% 91 and up. Maybe 2 or 3 per 100,000 above 102.

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unspecified_user 38 points ago +38 / -0

The advice columnist

Pink, puffy dresses should not be the only option available to girls, nor should they be for girls exclusively.

Oh really?

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unspecified_user 3 points ago +3 / -0

She wants so badly to crane her neck back with her nose in the air as high as it possibly could be and smugly shade her friends with "well no I haven't seen that latest disney movie because my daughter is not obsessed with princesses and traditional gender roles. She has more substantial interests."

Meanwhile her daughter is throwing a wrench into her plans when asked what she wants to be when she grow up "I want to be a mommy and a teacher and a nurse and a princess!"

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unspecified_user 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh it will be, and it will last about the rest of her life, and she will pass it on to her children because she hopefully will raise them without being a hand-wringing PC SJW dipshit as her parents are.

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unspecified_user 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jam it or hijack it

It wouldn't be in the clear to hijack, but if it were, it would be great to feed him plausible but terrible answers, well, more terrible than his intended answers would have been.

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