When an animal is poisonous or venomous in nature - it will often display bright colors to warn other animals to stay away
In human females, the same toxic warning is communicated with shaved heads, brightly colored hair, and facial piercings
Nice hair cut Kathy - thanks for the warning
> virgin antifa doing 1 week of “cardio” to prep
> chad conservative actually uses their body for recreation and sport
You gotta make those gains if you wanna win at life bro’s
Los Angeles just elected a republican to replace that one slut who was banging her staffer
The point isn’t necessarily the electoral votes - it’s the down ballot stuff than can flip, which is most subject to being railroaded with fraud
Something Something Puerto Rico Mayer
Fake News: Trump And Pence Refuse Masks!!!
Idiots: "Hur dur Trump is idiot"
Trump: "I wore a mask but I won't give you the satisfaction of seeing it"
Idiots: "I bet he didn't wear a mask"
Also idiots: "Everyone look we were wrong! hahaha we showed Trump!"
Electricity invented in the US *Twice by two different dudes, in two different ways
For every millennial who won’t vote, but gets harvested
There are 2 gen Xers, boomers, and... whatever the fuck is older than boomers, who would turn in ballots marked patriot. The votes are there. We may as well get them
“I killed my baby for this” = meme gold
“It’s not actually a baby, it’s just a collection of cells - and even if it’s due tomorrow it doesn’t actually count because it’s a burden on it’s mother who is an unemployed rape incest victim. Speaking as an oppressed victim of sex myself, I can tell you that You don’t want to give it unlimited welfare after it’s born anyways so what would Jesus do? Check mate Christians” = not meme material
The fuck what actual
Electric cars are overall completely fucking whack
But go test drive a Tesla. They are seriously unicorn farts and magic - they are muscle cars - they are exotic super cars - they are faster than Porsche’s - they are completely nuts.
Plus they made driving a $100k car socially accepting - which as a capitalist - I’m always in favor of
I do have a company in California (oddly enough)
2 things: pay an accountant to do your payroll and taxes. They charge like $40 / person / month but they do all the bullshit signup with like 20 gov agencies, so you don't have to. Save a fortune on headaches and taxes.
I used Incfile to incorporate - and again - for $3-500 they handle all the bullshit, and send me updates like "California wants XYZ - Click here and pay $50 to file stupid commie bullshit form"
All of that is write-off-able
contact all of our employers
contact all of our employers
Start a business. Nothing is more based than being self employed and creating jobs for others
All of my clients are conservatives. Phone calls like this would just make them give me more work.
Large blue cities operate in high hotel tax. They voted those in around 2016 when they realized liberals have no qualms taxing people who don’t live there.
Assuming I ever stay in a hotel again, I’m exclusively staying at hobo free hotels in the future
“My business and employees should earn the same as another business and its employees!!!”
This is correct - usually we get graphs with “finalized data” but for death rate data like this - the last few weeks always looks like this. Next week they will revise up data from the most recent few weeks (like they always do for every cause of death)
And he wants people to fight over them
“By the way, you know, I sit on the stand, and it get[s] hot ... I got a lot, I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun, and the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again. They’d look at it. So I learned about roaches, I learned about kids jumping on my lap, And I loved kids jumping on my lap.”
<3 you, bot. *pat pat pat
They might have shielded Comey to thumb their nose at us
Except the dumb bastard framed Trump AND Russia AND Putin.
They don’t take kindly to people smearing their country.
There’s nothing wrong with being gay.
Dressing in leather straps, body glitter, and taping a dildo to your fucking face is wrong (in public anyways) regardless of who you fuck
Be a man. Work hard. Pay your god damn taxes. Don’t let my kid see your ass cheeks in a parade. You do all that and you wanna suck a dick at the end of the day? Right on brother.
Gay culture is fucking trash and it’s killing the gay community.
"Watch your mouth - I've got an itchy triggered finger"
Missing the census is illegal as shit. OP is a faggot.
We have a bill for the crisis
Every dollar spent on labor is a dollar not spent by Unemployment, Welfare, and Relief funding.
This creates good paying blue collar jobs across the country and makes sure the demand for labor remains high during the covid recovery
You don’t have to like me, but you will show me respect
Just get the ratio right.
Can't have a good party with 9 x($100) hookers and $100 worth of blow
1 x($250) hooker and $750 worth of blow and your dick wont work.
The golden ratio is 2 x ($200) hookers + 1 x ($100) hooker + $450 worth of blow - and $50 worth of beer.