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undefined [S] 2 points ago

aposematism

When an animal is poisonous or venomous in nature - it will often display bright colors to warn other animals to stay away

In human females, the same toxic warning is communicated with shaved heads, brightly colored hair, and facial piercings

Nice hair cut Kathy - thanks for the warning

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undefined [S] 3 points ago

> virgin antifa doing 1 week of “cardio” to prep

> chad conservative actually uses their body for recreation and sport

You gotta make those gains if you wanna win at life bro’s

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undefined [S] 1 point ago

Los Angeles just elected a republican to replace that one slut who was banging her staffer

The point isn’t necessarily the electoral votes - it’s the down ballot stuff than can flip, which is most subject to being railroaded with fraud

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undefined [S] 5 points ago

Fake News: Trump And Pence Refuse Masks!!!

Idiots: "Hur dur Trump is idiot"

Trump: "I wore a mask but I won't give you the satisfaction of seeing it"

Idiots: "I bet he didn't wear a mask"

Also idiots: "Everyone look we were wrong! hahaha we showed Trump!"

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undefined [S] 3 points ago

Electricity invented in the US *Twice by two different dudes, in two different ways

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undefined [S] 2 points ago

For every millennial who won’t vote, but gets harvested

There are 2 gen Xers, boomers, and... whatever the fuck is older than boomers, who would turn in ballots marked patriot. The votes are there. We may as well get them

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undefined [S] 4 points ago

“I killed my baby for this” = meme gold

“It’s not actually a baby, it’s just a collection of cells - and even if it’s due tomorrow it doesn’t actually count because it’s a burden on it’s mother who is an unemployed rape incest victim. Speaking as an oppressed victim of sex myself, I can tell you that You don’t want to give it unlimited welfare after it’s born anyways so what would Jesus do? Check mate Christians” = not meme material

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undefined [S] 1 point ago

Electric cars are overall completely fucking whack

But go test drive a Tesla. They are seriously unicorn farts and magic - they are muscle cars - they are exotic super cars - they are faster than Porsche’s - they are completely nuts.

Plus they made driving a $100k car socially accepting - which as a capitalist - I’m always in favor of

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undefined [S] 2 points ago

I do have a company in California (oddly enough)

2 things: pay an accountant to do your payroll and taxes. They charge like $40 / person / month but they do all the bullshit signup with like 20 gov agencies, so you don't have to. Save a fortune on headaches and taxes.

I used Incfile to incorporate - and again - for $3-500 they handle all the bullshit, and send me updates like "California wants XYZ - Click here and pay $50 to file stupid commie bullshit form"

All of that is write-off-able

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undefined [S] 4 points ago

contact all of our employers

Start a business. Nothing is more based than being self employed and creating jobs for others

All of my clients are conservatives. Phone calls like this would just make them give me more work.

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undefined [S] 8 points ago

Large blue cities operate in high hotel tax. They voted those in around 2016 when they realized liberals have no qualms taxing people who don’t live there.

Assuming I ever stay in a hotel again, I’m exclusively staying at hobo free hotels in the future

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undefined [S] 2 points ago

“My business and employees should earn the same as another business and its employees!!!”

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undefined [S] 1 point ago

This is correct - usually we get graphs with “finalized data” but for death rate data like this - the last few weeks always looks like this. Next week they will revise up data from the most recent few weeks (like they always do for every cause of death)

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undefined [S] 5 points ago

“By the way, you know, I sit on the stand, and it get[s] hot ... I got a lot, I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun, and the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again. They’d look at it. So I learned about roaches, I learned about kids jumping on my lap, And I loved kids jumping on my lap.”

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undefined [S] 10 points ago

They might have shielded Comey to thumb their nose at us

Except the dumb bastard framed Trump AND Russia AND Putin.

They don’t take kindly to people smearing their country.

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undefined [S] 14 points ago

There’s nothing wrong with being gay.

Dressing in leather straps, body glitter, and taping a dildo to your fucking face is wrong (in public anyways) regardless of who you fuck

Be a man. Work hard. Pay your god damn taxes. Don’t let my kid see your ass cheeks in a parade. You do all that and you wanna suck a dick at the end of the day? Right on brother.

Gay culture is fucking trash and it’s killing the gay community.

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undefined [S] 4 points ago

"Watch your mouth - I've got an itchy triggered finger"

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undefined [S] 1 point ago

Missing the census is illegal as shit. OP is a faggot.

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undefined [S] 13 points ago

We have a bill for the crisis

Every dollar spent on labor is a dollar not spent by Unemployment, Welfare, and Relief funding.

This creates good paying blue collar jobs across the country and makes sure the demand for labor remains high during the covid recovery

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undefined [S] 14 points ago

Just get the ratio right.

Can't have a good party with 9 x($100) hookers and $100 worth of blow

1 x($250) hooker and $750 worth of blow and your dick wont work.

The golden ratio is 2 x ($200) hookers + 1 x ($100) hooker + $450 worth of blow - and $50 worth of beer.

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