I would like to see some great cartoonist put John Kerry and Barack Obama together in a couple of panels . . . one (Barack Obama) is paddleboarding, shirtless of course and the other is windsurfing or whatever it is called that John Kerry does

oh, there are more possibilities . . .

Barack Obama cycling around in Mom jeans, John Kerry whizzes past on a racing bike, in all that Spandex that shows his muscles and of course, wearing a helmet . . . they are going at different speeds but as with the paddleboarding and windsurfing they wind up going around in circles, getting nowhere as they congratulate each other on their great accomplishments