Step one: soak your Chiara in rules for radicals
Step two: Coat your Chiara with the seeds of communism
Step three: Watch it grow into an ugly anarchist turd child!
Available in all elitist liberal households.
Female version of The Douche from Parks and Rec?
Yeah, they finally banned me full bore with zero justification. They are losing their minds with panic.
No, it will be teleconference so uncle puppet can be teleprompted
:pulls up: "Hey Meatwad! Youse guys is numba one! He he he. Eat it!" :pulls away:
"Eh he. Sit and spin, ya friggin' loosahs. I'm breakin' quahrantine to get me some habenero chicken wings. A whole friggin' ten gallon tub. Ha ha! Gonna be fartin' blood TONIGHT!" :Peels off:
Try not reading it in Carl's voice. I dare you.
Side of Queef
They're all screaming "WHY IS THIS THING NEVER GETTING FUCKED?"
Wouldn't it sound more like blowing a raspberry than screaming? Asking for a friend.
If this includes kickbacks, junkets, and insider trading information, I'm in.
Try writing a novel, only to realize nobody reads anymore and you've wasted your life.
What are you saying? I can dodge biology?
They can run.
They can hide.
They get helicopter ride.
The left.....the left.....just....man, they do not understand how to meme. Lol.
Thurgood Marshmallow stole my bike.
Covert operatives don't work in the limelight.
I hope his cell mate pounds him in the ass like that gorilla.
WHOSE BEEN PUTTIN' OUT DEY COOLS ON MY FLO
I recognize that mask. Its the standard ID-10T
Billy Ray Valentine. Capricorn.
Honestly, this was like the RL version of when the bikes in E.T. took off, and the kids flew over the heads of the police.
Goddamn, it makes me feel so American.
Bang Ding Ow