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sesquipedalienator [S] 5 points ago

Ch-ch-ch-Chiara!

Step one: soak your Chiara in rules for radicals

Step two: Coat your Chiara with the seeds of communism

Step three: Watch it grow into an ugly anarchist turd child!

Ch-ch-ch-Chiara!

Available in all elitist liberal households.

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sesquipedalienator [S] 1 point ago

Yeah, they finally banned me full bore with zero justification. They are losing their minds with panic.

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sesquipedalienator [S] 4 points ago

:pulls up: "Hey Meatwad! Youse guys is numba one! He he he. Eat it!" :pulls away:

"Thanks, Caal."

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sesquipedalienator [S] 11 points ago

"Eh he. Sit and spin, ya friggin' loosahs. I'm breakin' quahrantine to get me some habenero chicken wings. A whole friggin' ten gallon tub. Ha ha! Gonna be fartin' blood TONIGHT!" :Peels off:

Try not reading it in Carl's voice. I dare you.

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sesquipedalienator [S] 3 points ago

They're all screaming "WHY IS THIS THING NEVER GETTING FUCKED?"

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sesquipedalienator [S] 2 points ago

Wouldn't it sound more like blowing a raspberry than screaming? Asking for a friend.

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sesquipedalienator [S] 1 point ago

Try writing a novel, only to realize nobody reads anymore and you've wasted your life.

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sesquipedalienator [S] 4 points ago

The left.....the left.....just....man, they do not understand how to meme. Lol.

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sesquipedalienator [S] 4 points ago

I hope his cell mate pounds him in the ass like that gorilla.

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sesquipedalienator [S] 4 points ago (edited)

WHOSE BEEN PUTTIN' OUT DEY COOLS ON MY FLO

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sesquipedalienator [S] 4 points ago

I recognize that mask. Its the standard ID-10T

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sesquipedalienator [S] 3 points ago

Billy Ray Valentine. Capricorn.

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sesquipedalienator [S] 5 points ago

Honestly, this was like the RL version of when the bikes in E.T. took off, and the kids flew over the heads of the police.

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