serialkvetcher [S] 1 point ago

The rotten corpses of their warrior viking ancestors rolling in their graves.

serialkvetcher [S] 6 points ago

Two months later- Here, build the damn walls, dig a deep moat and fill it with Alligators! PLEASE SEAL THE DAMN BORDERS, MR PRESIDENT!!

serialkvetcher [S] 18 points ago

Heck their capital is run by a Caliph

serialkvetcher [S] 2 points ago

The Zombies are comin! Prep the ammo and leather tights.

serialkvetcher [S] 2 points ago

The head of their Emergency services immediately keeled over and died. Guess not.

serialkvetcher [S] 5 points ago

because they know they cant beat them straight on a duel

serialkvetcher [S] 1 point ago

Or maybe its The Emperor's divine aura clouding his enemies' judgement.

serialkvetcher [S] 1 point ago

Yep. He's that token democrat for everyone to ridicule. So he gets a leeway to sprout bs.

serialkvetcher [S] 0 points ago

because they are hardwired from birth to compete. Its more a cultural thing. The reason i picked spelling bees is because they are miles ahead in that. Every year, i see another Indian kid steal the show.

I aint implying Americans are bad at it. Nope. But its more of the cultural shift. Indian parents tend to drive their kids up walls just to eek out every last brain cell to "win". Its annoying, but effective.

The more we have these bright kids as legal citizens who love the country and the people, the better our economy thrives.

serialkvetcher [S] 6 points ago

in his foresight planned on buying Greenland from the Danes, so he could populate the faithful when everything went to shit.. Like now.

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