Seeing as Medicaid usually doesn't pay out much, I found a "Make Your Own Vagina" kit. https://www.clarkforest.com/shop/forest-garden/splitting-wedges/wood-grenade-splitting-wedges

IWC Portugieser Chrono Classic. Comes standard with an alligator strap.

Pairing a rubber band with an IWC makes me uncomfortable.

I want to fucking drown in it.

No. It's a mule. Same difference. Knock yourself out.

I watched part of "Gone With The Wind", what a feminist nightmare.

and nary a downside was found

You won't need directions just look for the dumpster fire.

I would venture to say it's quite dangerous.

Forget hammers, I wanna send that guy a gold plated meat tenderizer so big you could tenderize a whole cow with one swing.

Just good planning. You think it's cheap to have people suicided with no blow back whatsoever? CIA ain't cheap yo.

MFW an entire pedo and blackmail ring just wanders off to do more pedo and blackmail shit.

What ya wanna bet they all sat at the same table over by the trash cans in middle school?

Neiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh! mu repute haz been illed.

HUMAN RIGHTS FOR ALL! (except those really tiny humans ewwwww...weird and gross)

I have it on good authority from a source familiar with his eating habits that Nadler was envisioning Chelsea Clinton eating roast beef sandwich with a side of fried clams when he made that statement which, from a source that heard from the cousin of a dude that saw a replica of the constitution in a souvenir shop at Gettysburg National Park when he was 8 stated that it was an act of treason.

If that happened where I live, we could line main street with armed citizens in sufficient numbers to make the National Guard think twice and the local Police force would be there along with the county Sheriff Department as stated publicly on their respective websites. I fucking love Missouri.

“If you have a corrupt executive, who is willing to maintain power by corrupting our election, there is an urgency there,” “If we wait for the courts, if we wait for an election to settle this, then we will have waited too long,” Veronica Escobar (D) Texas. Dearest Veronica want's to circumvent the courts. It's lucky for her we're willing to use the courts to preserve the rule of law and the Constitution, but I guess we could do it the other way if necessary. Fuck Around and Find Out.

I've got a cardiac cath Friday and hopefully an arterial bypass on my leg after that so try and hold off a few weeks, after that I'm good.

SO......there's two Pedes in Portland now?

You're a Militia Member!, You're a Militia Member!....Everybody's a Militia Member!

Not really sure, I hear they have Kathy Griffin referee their engagements.

There's nothing about this video I don't find hilarious.

500K! Go big or go home. You're going home bitch.

Well he's doing an excellent job. I've never noticed him being specifically "mean" which is strange. (could have missed it) Wonder what would have happened if that lady actually offered to wax his balls!

Anybody ever install a bearing on a shaft where you had to freeze the shaft and heat the bearing? That's how Mike got into those pants, only problem was, they got the bearing too far down and the shaft still shows.

You'd think with that kind of money, they'd have nicer baseboards.

have a snickers.

Excellent read, Excellent point.

Damn, I'm tired of buying guns. I bought ammo instead.

Sure, I love dead ends, doors that open to brick walls, and stairs to nowhere.

THAR SHE BLOWS!

We pretty much hand those out like candy at Halloween, their real value lies in who put them on you. I lived in constant fear of being awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom during the Obama Administration. I thank God that chuckelfuck is gone and I can rest easy.

Nail on the head, first swing bitches!

If you look over to your left you will see a list of American Patriots who had the foresight and decisiveness necessary to found this sight. They put their money where their mouth is and did the work needed to bring this haven into existence for us and for all. Their contribution to the MAGA movement cannot be overstated. I think it encourages and emboldens us all to know that there are such strong advocates among us that tirelessly promote and support out shared vision.

Thank-You SIR!

I refuse to be a data point for lizzard boy

Although the police having direct access to Ring video even though you have to provide "access" is a bit sketchy IMO but I wouldn't expect any privacy standing in front of a front door that isn't mine.

I heard the Laser Anus Community is full of shit.

LOL. That's what happens when you live a life of delusion.

that's lib talk there buddy, Depleted Uranium and Water Cooling is what we need

law and crime is a lib shit rag

I would expect nothing less.

Statistics are racist Yo.

they were just following orders...LOL

Just another Anti-American Potentate attempting to politicize a religion to amass power. Time for a second Protestant Reformation. This is exactly what got the Roman Catholic Church mired in political corruption and greed in the first place.

This will be internet history, This will be American History.