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realPhantomFuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cocaine Mitch is going to drive this through without any delay

Grassley is on board too

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realPhantomFuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

They can be recalled but that won't happen

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realPhantomFuck 11 points ago +12 / -1

She's getting drilled tonight. Light her up for freedom, brother

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realPhantomFuck 9 points ago +10 / -1

ISIS was eliminated, Mattis started playing games--he got the axe

Sessions was one of the first Senators to come out in support--he couldn't deliver, he got the axe

GEOTUS is ruthless, but fair

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realPhantomFuck 6 points ago +6 / -0

We're getting Bryer (he'll retire) and Thomas will happily retire

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realPhantomFuck 29 points ago +29 / -0

Ron Paul was the first person I truly loved voting for... I even put up a yard sign

Next came GEOTUS--I threw a party after voting for him

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realPhantomFuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

I manage Shipping and Receiving for a laboratory

I just walk into the local grocery store and say "poops, forgot my mask!"

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realPhantomFuck 19 points ago +19 / -0

I can't even explain, dude

These people live in an alternate reality. Just trying to watch TV or listen to local radio stations, it's all misled and fake information

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realPhantomFuck 7 points ago +7 / -0

Better make sure it's illuminated at night or take it down at dawn!

Home Depot has some pretty sweet solar lights. I think mine was $30 and it has a decent LED

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realPhantomFuck 38 points ago +38 / -0

I moved to Northern California recently

It's 5x the salary and I'm sending all my money back home to buy more guns

I saw a lady riding with a face shield, gloves, mask, and what appeared to be a medical apron? She even had coverings over her back windows

The people watching here is AMAZING

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realPhantomFuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

He was a good joggin boi who waz just on his way to church before he decided to try and kill two POLEEECE officers

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realPhantomFuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

We're locked, cocked, and ready to rock

The Silent Majority is getting a little bit restless lately

Keep calm and pass the ammo

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