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r4ptur3 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s all in the hips!

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r4ptur3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank the heavens we have Satan’s anus on our side. Now we are unstoppable. Someone get this man a brick and a spicy beefy nacho supreme burrito from Taco Bell, aim in direction of enemy: fire.

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r4ptur3 13 points ago +13 / -0

It’s almost like we have no way of keeping the trees from touching these lines...

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r4ptur3 4 points ago +5 / -1

Get it together pylons!

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r4ptur3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah too bad he turned into such a cuck. His earlier characters were great before he started doing dramatic roles.

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r4ptur3 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s safe to say that most Trump supporters can own a boat and not have to worry about skipping out on their next months rent.

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r4ptur3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Riseup dot net seems to be the IT organization for the “revolutionaries”. Would love to one day see them get slapped with providing material support to domestic terrorism.

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r4ptur3 95 points ago +96 / -1

Hey fat, dontchaknow that Nikola Tesla invented it all. Edison just stole it

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r4ptur3 6 points ago +6 / -0

How did you know? I’m also looking for someone to secure 1 million dollars from my estate inheritance.

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r4ptur3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ghost Recon Breakpoint also has black-clad face mask-wearing pussies.

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r4ptur3 6 points ago +6 / -0

See how much they’ve already slowed down on covid talking points? Already pivoting to something else and covid will be dead by November.

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r4ptur3 15 points ago +15 / -0

Could you imagine a secret service deputized battalion of pedes? Would be glorious.

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r4ptur3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Especially that one with flies coming out of her eyes.

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r4ptur3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nancy Pelosi, professional Grave Hag!

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r4ptur3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, my laziness gets the best of me in this situation. Cold-calling people sucks

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r4ptur3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sad to see the beautiful country of Australia turning back into a penal colony. Wish we could package up some ‘Merica and ship it over your way!

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r4ptur3 24 points ago +25 / -1

Even on LinkedIn, FB, work groups- avoid the pronoun people like the plague. At least they throw it up there and make it obvious who to avoid.

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r4ptur3 26 points ago +26 / -0

I think this drink might deserve a “tip” of.. I don’t know.. FMJ or JHP.

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