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magastrophysicist 1 point ago +1 / -0

I DON'T CALL ON ACTIVISTS

BOOOOOOOOOOOM

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magastrophysicist 10 points ago +10 / -0

For anybody who doubts this, remember back to the Ding Dong administration when the presstitutes were all but publicly performing sexual acts on Obama and any of his administration. They were so fucking giddy.

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magastrophysicist 9 points ago +10 / -1

"When are you gonna make it a law!? REEEEEEEEEE"

WTF, FUCK YOU. I'm not taking any vaccine.

Edit: wait I think the idiot said "When are you gonna admit you lost!" Can't understand these face diaper retards.

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magastrophysicist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cybercriminal reporting for duty!

We are the antivirus.

  • rm -fvd /swamp/
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magastrophysicist 3 points ago +3 / -0

you've been struck by, cyber criminals!

FREE-HEE-HEE-DOM!

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magastrophysicist 5 points ago +5 / -0

Submitting a comment for judgment of my username.

  • Your local based astrophysicist
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magastrophysicist 8 points ago +8 / -0

As a cybercriminal, I suggest a hard reset of the Swamp using

  • rm -fdv /swamp/

The -v option is for our viewing pleasure "Be verbose when deleting files, showing them as they are removed."

Source: me, a cybercriminal, very cyber, incredibly criminal.

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magastrophysicist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't want to dox myself, but I know Konstantin. I do not work at his university. I work in high-energy astrophysics (black holes, neutron stars, gamma-ray bursts, etc.) and not in his field (exoplanets) so I am not able to speak as an expert on that topic.

His work on the anomalies leading to a Planet Nine are quite interesting, though I have my doubts. I am sure he could tell me why my doubts are unfounded. He is an incredibly gifted scientist (and great guitar player in his band).

I eagerly await more data on the Planet Nine idea.

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magastrophysicist 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have a PhD in astrophysics.

  • All of the greatest professors I've had were men
  • Some of the worst professors I've had were men
  • Many of the worst professors I've had were women

I am a man and I approve this message. Fight me, commies.

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magastrophysicist 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's quite literally the faggiest fucking future I've ever heard.

How about the actual future:

  • pro-life
  • pro-human
  • pro-freedom
  • pro-Capitalism
  • pro-family
  • pro-guns
  • pro-God
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magastrophysicist 1 point ago +1 / -0

John 4:14

But whosoever drinketh of the water that I shall give him shall never thirst; but the water that I shall give him shall be in him a well of water springing up into everlasting life.

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magastrophysicist 3 points ago +3 / -0
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magastrophysicist 1 point ago +1 / -0
  • Governors
  • governors
  • need to be able to get
  • funnn-dinguh
  • when they dispo
  • when they dis
  • they need da
  • duh uh
  • and and
  • br-bringbringbring
  • theNationalGuardintoplay
  • the National Guard's gonnahavetuh play this
  • it costs a lot of money
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