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lord_nougat 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's an insult to weirdos.

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lord_nougat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joke's on them. Now we WANT football to be gone!

Well... sort of.

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lord_nougat 2 points ago +2 / -0

In current year CLOWNWORLD, don't be so sure!

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lord_nougat 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can neither confirm nor deny my intentions in such a hypothetical situation.

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lord_nougat 6 points ago +6 / -0

CANNIBAL!

A giant pork that eats giant porks!

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lord_nougat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does she mean like that time Trump shut down travel from China and they all spazzed out and called him names for it and Pelosi wen't down to chinatown to lick things?!

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lord_nougat 1 point ago +1 / -0

GRATS!!

Wow, did you also quit doing crimes?! AMAZING!!

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lord_nougat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Amen to that.

I like this one:

May those who love us, love us; and those who don't love us, may God turn their hearts; and if He doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so we'll know them by their limping.

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lord_nougat 2 points ago +2 / -0

after beating him mercilessly, making him run 7 miles, perhaps.

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lord_nougat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Calling that horrible being a piece of shit would be insulting to actual pieces of actual shit.

I say let the punishment fit the crime.

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lord_nougat 4 points ago +4 / -0

With every passing day, my intense dislike of them and what they do just grows and grows!

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lord_nougat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh whew! If wikipedia says it it's probably false. They're almost as fake news as CNN!

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