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independentbystander 6 points ago +6 / -0

WEW LAD

This may be the part where Humbert Humbert dreams that he's Hubert Humphrey and decides to run for president (then Donald Trump makes a cameo appearance and says "You're fired!" and Humbert wakes up in his jail cell crying because he's about to get sold for cigarettes.)

I think that's how it goes, it's been a few years since I read that book.

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

He took her out in the rain because he wanted to see her all wet (and do a little damp hair-sniffing.) That SleepyCreepy Biden, he's a randy one all right.

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought he may have issues with precipitation-related diaper bloat but you may be onto something!

>If those drawers are drooping... Nadler might be poopin

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independentbystander 8 points ago +8 / -0

Notice how we never see Jerry Nadler in the rain?

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

If Trump wins, athletes might just stop playing

And nothing of value was lost.

(Except in the case of a few worthless joggers who choose to go on welfare rather than be overpaid millions of dollars to toss a ball around.)

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a MEME WARS MVP right there!!! Well done! <3 <3 <3

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independentbystander 4 points ago +4 / -0

hnnng!!! SO MUCH WINNING!!! <3 <3 <3

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

CENTIPEDES EVERYWHERE

LANDSLIDE INCOMING

MAGA

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of course they did. What did we expect?

Leftists lie. It's what they do.

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

On the 22nd day of the 2nd month of President Trump's 2nd term:

2/22/2022 will be on a Tuesday.

MAGA

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independentbystander 5 points ago +5 / -0

HER NAME WAS OHSNAPYOUGOTSERVED

She will be remembered as Saint Kekian IV

Who sacrificed herself for Kek

In selfless act of truth she embraced the b&

Her valor shall not be forgotten

The darkness of the void doth not tarnish her revelation

but will bequeath upon us the fruits of justice

Woe unto those who oppose the power of Meme Magic

for they shall bear the burden of BTFO and fail.

Ridicule of their own making doth torment the unbeliever

for the stain of lulz shall not be taken away as easily as their coat.

So let it be written. So let it be done.

KEK WILLS IT

PRAISE KEK

DEUS VULT

MAGA!!!!

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yay!

>Celebrating with a Little Debbie Star Crunch and a cup o chocolate coffee (omm nom nom nom intensifies)

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

I <3 you moar MOAR²

OVER 9000!!!11!!1!

MAGA FRENS ARE BEST FRENS

>6 more days, so much suspense

VOTE VOTE VOTE

IT'S SO MUCH WINNING, MR. PRESIDENT!!!

<3 <3 <3

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

THREE SUPREME COURT JUSTICES (so far)

THREE NOBEL PRIZE NOMINATIONS (so far)

THREE DEBATES (if we count VP Pence vs. Kumala)

THREE NAMES for PAUL JOSEPH WATSON (NSFW LOL)

THREE TERMS (because the first should be counted as a mulligan)

THREE HUNDRED ELECTORAL VOTES (at minimum)

THREE LIGHTNING STRIKES (at the Trump Tower)

THREE SYLLABLES IN FluffiPuff

THREE WORDS: "VOTE TRUMP TUESDAY!!!"

MAGA

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independentbystander 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yay! I <3 you MOAR!!!

God Bless America! <3 <3 <3

WESTERN CIVILIZATION MUST PREVAIL!!!

DEUS VULT

MAGA

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independentbystander 12 points ago +12 / -0

There's my LATE NIGHT CREW!!! <3 <3 <3

High Energy WINsomniacs!!!

>and Australians <3 <3 <3

Happy National Chocolate Day!!! <3 <3 <3

>and

Happy Statue of Liberty Dedication Day!!! Statue of Liberty Dedication Day celebrates the Statue of Liberty, and commemorates the day on which it was dedicated in 1886.

It's also Lung Health Day! <3 <3 <3

>and!

Election Day is THIS TUESDAY November 3!!! TRUMP 2020!!!

TWO SCOOPS

TWO TERMS

TWO WOMPS

TWO Us in FluffiPuff

TWO PEs in PEPE

TWO FEs in COVFEFE

TWO 20s in TRUMP 2020

MAGA

Make Allnighters Great Again!!!

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