Exactly, except they wouldn't have to deal with it at all cause the media would cover their asses
"Passes number of flu deaths last week"
Maybe title was fixed, it's comparing to flu from 1 week vs wuflu all-time
No tread on snek
NPCs: Orange Sign Bad
Worst Journalist of the Year, Don Lemahn, Worst Journalist of the Year?
Didn't recognize him without black face
The JoePedo is gonna self-destruct!
At least everyone has toilet paper for when shit does indeed get real, quality preparations
No Mo Asshoe
Ok Schumer (of the Supreme-Court-threatening variety)
Worst journalist of the year, Don Lemon (worst journalist of the year)?
I'm just trying to comprehend how sleepy sleezy creepy Quid Pro JoePedo could possibly win a single state.... To be fair, California is a shithole state, but anyone actually watching JoePedo knows Geotus is the better option. JP should be in a nursing home for crying out loud
^ This... some quality MAGA music, now it's stuck in my head:)
Ho lee fuk
You lying dog-faced cough cough ahhh reee
Some people directed something...
You... cmon you know the thing!
Cheese pizza instead?
His MAGA-sense detects fake news from up to 6000 miles.
True dat, except I don't think she'd wanna wait more than 3 days. Especially if she can just suicide him with double desert eagles to the nasal cavity.
Warp Factor 2020
Snopes Fact Check: Mostly True
Estimates can be rounded anywhere within 10 orders of magnitude, this particular case is only 6 off, well within standard media error margins
Virus Lives Matter!
Sadly yes, the media will claim we're putting them "back in chains"