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fablong 2 points ago +2 / -0

Saddam was an Iraqi dictator. Gamora is a character in a Marvel movie.

Sodom and Gomorrah are cities referenced in Genesis.

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fablong -1 points ago +9 / -10

Some of the smoothbrains around here will literally believe anything. The less credible it sounds, the more they insist it must be true.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to call Wayfair to check on my delivery of filing cabinets full of children from Indonesia.

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fablong 1 point ago +4 / -3

Because the Arch Magus handed off the quantum drive to Shadow Omega Squad in the nick of time, allowing our boys to teleport back home before the portal closed.

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fablong 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same as the Clinton Foundation. Same as 99% of all private "charities." It's the oldest trick in the grifter playbook.

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fablong 10 points ago +10 / -0

I wouldn't be surprised to find out he never saw real combat. Prly lost his eye to a bad cast while fishing, or some shit like that. Dude is obviously not a fighter, so I don't see how he could have been some ultra-badass operator, like he pretends.

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fablong 18 points ago +18 / -0

Update patches are always released to media NPCs between 3-4am on Sundays. By Monday morning they will all be parroting the same new script, whatever it is.

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fablong 4 points ago +4 / -0

When you BCC an email to a list of thousands of people, your name auto-populates the recipient field. Nothing remarkable about this.

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fablong 1 point ago +4 / -3

The Q-tards will never let it go. If they were smart enough to do that, they wouldn't be Q-tards in the first place.

Complex situations in the real world are never reducible to 1-dimensional explanations. The fact that the United States is slowly moving down a trajectory towards leftist authoritarianism is an unbelievably complex phenomenon, with contributing factors rooted in history, religion, demography, economics, technological development, and human biology. And frustratingly, nobody alive today has studied the problem in enough depth to posit a truly comprehensive explanatory hypothesis.

Parts of the framework are obvious, e.g. leftist takeover of academia, decline of Christianity, rise of social media, etc. But other parts are less clear.

The point, however, is that all this is much, much too difficult for stupid people to understand. For simple midwits, it's more comfortable to believe in a straightforward evil plot by an arch-villain. This gives the "good guys" a nice, clear target onto which they can project their anger.

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fablong 12 points ago +12 / -0

it's not an acronym for anything in the military. But "wet" work in fiction (and perhaps real life) refers to targeted assassination.

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fablong 24 points ago +24 / -0

Leftists have pulled a very effective con on millions of people. For 60 years, they have promoted the message that you don't need to take responsibility for your actions, you don't need to live with modesty or temperance, you don't need to plan for the future, that it's OK to indulge your most degenerate sexual tendencies, etc.

But their greatest move has been to convince people that not only are these things acceptable, but living like an entitled, narcissistic hedonist is actually the morally superior position. Therefore anyone who advocates for restraint is, in fact, a hateful, repressive bigot.

People who have been brainwashed to think like this are not going to be de-programmed easily. The left has gassed them up to feel like holy martyrs for defending self-indulgence and degeneracy. It's an intoxicating position because it lets you have your cake and eat it, too. Nobody wants to give that up.

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fablong 21 points ago +21 / -0

Your brother-in-law is a fag

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fablong 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol you left out that the "binder of truth" had nothing in it. That's not even a joke. He legit brought an empty binder and was too dumb to see the irony.

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fablong 9 points ago +9 / -0

They didn't. People entertain themselves by posting on 4chan pretending to be "insiders" with "secret" knowledge. The objective of the game is to get as many suckers to believe you as possible.

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fablong 4 points ago +4 / -0

He was POTUS for almost 3 years.

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fablong 3 points ago +4 / -1

Apparently he was, because he didn't do fuck all about them.

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fablong 19 points ago +24 / -5

I unironically support this. Imagine a life free of blacks? Quiet movie theaters. Short lines and polite service at fast food restaurants. No more waiting at the DMV or post office. Drastically lower taxes. Clean streets with no litter. Peaceful inner cities. Wealthy public schools. Radio and television free of ooga booga music. Paradise on Earth.

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fablong 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also most leftists are pedophiles

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fablong 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because of Trump. He's not a member of the "club" so to speak. Career politicians and bureaucrats in the GOP are just as threatened by Trump as their counterparts in the DNC, because they all feed at the same trough.

You can bet your ass that if Mitt Romney was in Trump's position right now, the GOP establishment would be fighting for him tooth and nail.

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fablong 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol you've been reading too many stupid thriller novels.

  1. China has a population of over a billion people. Like any other country, they have a thriving black market. Criminals in China are able to make fentanyl and ship it overseas because the chemical precursors are not tightly controlled like they are in the US/Europe. This is because China has a completely dysfunctional industrial regulatory system, not because of it. It's the same reason Chinese companies can get away with making batteries that explode, or putting poison in dogfood and children's toothpaste. Nobody over there gives a shit.

  2. Drug addicts are not street soldiers. Someone addicted to opiates has exactly one goal in life: getting high on opiates. Attempting to organize dopesick junkies to commit coordinated political violence would be like herding cats. You'd have better luck training squirrels to bite your enemies.

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fablong 2 points ago +2 / -0

Breaking: Crippled manlet whines about Alpha Male

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fablong 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like how his head is a perfect cube. Very clean.

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