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cock [S] (1 point)

Wait, Sharia law is illegal here? Shit I wish I knew that before I got arrested for raping and honor killing my 14 year old daughter after she was raped by a another man.

cock [S] (2 points)

Hey I'm terrible at math, but isn't 65,853,514 a bigger number than 62,984,828. Also you do realize you need to get elected in order to get impeached, so it doesn't really matter how many votes you get as long as you won the electoral college, which trump did.