captn_crunch 1 point ago +1 / -0

“This is shameful,” responded “The View” co-host Meghan McCain.

“Andrew Cuomo deserves to be on trial for the elderly people his nursing home order directly murdered. Instead, he’s getting an Emmy,” said The Federalist publisher Ben Domenech.

“if we’re lucky, Andrew Cuomo will receive a Nobel Peace Prize for his work in ending suffering in New York’s nursing homes,” wrote Washington Examiner’s Siraj Hashmi.

“I am beginning to think most of our society’s ‘awards’ aren’t really offered in recognition of specific acts of excellence anymore,” wrote MSNBC contributor Noah Rothman.

“This award makes sense because Cuomo isn’t actually a competent, empathic Governor — he just plays one on TV,” tweeted progressive activist Max Berger.

“Please stay tuned through the 18 hour ‘In Memoriam’ segment,” reacted conservative commentator David Burge.

“This is Obama Nobel Prize stuff,” wrote Daily Beast politics editor Sam Stein.

captn_crunch 5 points ago +5 / -0 (edited)

Yeah, I think we out numbered them like 8 to 1. And we had pedes open-carrying at the rally, too.

Needless to say, if they'd fuck around, they certainly would've found out.

captn_crunch 3 points ago +3 / -0

kek It was a panorama shot and I fucked up a little in the beginning.

captn_crunch 22 points ago +23 / -1

Rick James: "Satanic Marxism's a helluva drug."

captn_crunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

These fuckers are either being intentionally stupid or they seriously failed 3rd grade English and do not know what a synonym is.

captn_crunch 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm gonna go buy all the MyPillows and every movie Ricky Schroder has ever been in as a token of my appreciation.

captn_crunch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well shit, I already made a "Raffensperger is a corrupt Wank Pheasant" sign for tomorrow's march.

captn_crunch 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

Hmm, I see Jon Karl Marx just graduated top class of the Jim Acosta School of (dis)Reporting.

Let alone the fact that literally none of the questions being asked as the Pandemic Response team left the room were even remotely related to the pandemic.

captn_crunch 25 points ago +25 / -0

Imagine being a democrat and not knowing the whole history of your political party, then blindly call Republicans white supremacists and racists.

Oh wait...

captn_crunch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just by judging the way he talks:

  1. He's likely a racist himself and is projecting onto the two Republican members.
  2. I can say that I've finally seen a gay caveman.
captn_crunch 34 points ago +34 / -0

I don't blame you.

The GEOTUS Seal winks at you when you click it.

captn_crunch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Democrats wouldn't dare fuck around and use his name in their voter fraud bullshit.

He'd haunt them from the grave.

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