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bubadmt 1 point ago +1 / -0

I look forward to the debates. Joe Biden claims he's gonna do all three and is eager to shoe his fit-fitness-fi--anyways.

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

You're a dying log-faced Polish soldier, you're full of shit man. You don't like it then let's take it outside man, do some push-ups, go running, boom boom boom, whatever you want man, then we'll see who's senile and who needs to be tested. Look, here's the facts, I know you're scared, but I look forward to sitting, standing, or being in any prone position with the President and comparing my fit-fitness-fi-- fit-ness, fitness, so that the people can make their eyes up for their elves.

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fun fact: if you shot a gun in space, the bullet would travel forever because it would never reach the speed of light, combined with an expanding universe, it would keep going. If it got sucked into a planets orbit, you could theoretically shoot yourself in the back of the head of it was shot at the right angle at the horizon and it orbited back around in the correct path.

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bubadmt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look crab, look, here's the deal. Number ONE, Democrats are just as smart and just as talented at making memes as white kids. We need to afford black kids the same rights as non-Biden voting 'Blacks', we need mandatory crack cocaine testing, which I get tested for constantly, and we ne-- CHECK THE RECORD JACK-- WHAT'S WITH THIS GUY MAN?

COME ON MAN! Now, number THREE-- Roland Trump, he's a pathological liar. Back in my day, we used to take our licorice sticks, called them our slave whippersnappers, we used to dip em in th-- well I better not say something, that'll get me in trouble, so I'm gonna hold off on that.

NUMBER FIVE-- I know you're trying to goad me into answering, but it's not gonna work. Here's the facts-- we need MORE debates, we owe it to the Armenian people to let them deci-- deci-- de-- uh, to make up, the mi-- they need to see, the, how we elect our Senate, and the like, well, anyways.

Numbe-- oh, I'm out of time. Well that's all for today folks. Make sure you go to Joe 3-0-3-3-0 dot comma and fax your texts to get updates about, you know the thing! COME ON MAN! LOOK, I DON'T TWEET, I'm not like our President, who believes he can get up at 3 AM and personally send out a carrier pigeon to his alt-right followers, dropping notes from the sky, or 'tweeting', I guess it's called.

Look man, you gotta get the facts straight. I'M THE GUY WHO INVENTED THE IDEA OF SENDING MESSAGES BY CARRIER PIGEONS. CHECK THE RECORD, JACK. I invented the whole idea of MORSE CODE-- we used to call it Malarkey, and that's how the Krauts-- got a hold of it, patented it, and the grapes, well they'd be in the barrels fermenting, it wa-- anyways.

NUMBER ZERO-- that's what Donald Duck got done in his right years as President! ZERO! Z-E-ARE-OH-W.. ZERO. Do I need to spell it out for you man?

I mean come on man! How are we gonna elect a guy who ran his business into the ground, he constantly goes after my son, who by the way is exempt from drug testing due to his, his, you know what I mean, it's the COVID, I mean JOEVID-19, he can't do t-- well I'm not gonna say that. Hunter doesn't even like to hunt, I don't know why we named him that in the first place. I think it was because-- the, guy, the doctor, well it wa-- the economy's in th-- okay, put the next slide up, keep going.

Number TWO-- Barack America has endorsed me and I'm proud to-- my times up. Yes sir. End of quote.

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bubadmt 34 points ago +34 / -0

Look crack, look, here's the deal. Number ONE, Democrats are just as smart and just as talented at making memes as white kids. We need to afford black kids the same rights as non-Biden voting 'Blacks', we need mandatory crack cocaine testing, which I get tested for constantly, and we ne-- CHECK THE RECORD JACK-- WHAT'S WITH THIS GUY MAN?

COME ON MAN! Now, number THREE-- Roland Trump, he's a pathological liar. Back in my day, we used to take our licorice sticks, called them our slave whippersnappers, we used to dip em in th-- well I better not say something, that'll get me in trouble, so I'm gonna hold off on that.

NUMBER FIVE-- I know you're trying to goad me into answering, but it's not gonna work. Here's the facts-- we need MORE debates, we owe it to the Armenian people to let them deci-- deci-- de-- uh, to make up, the mi-- they need to see, the, how we elect our Senate, and the like, well, anyways.

Numbe-- oh, I'm out of time. Well that's all for today folks. Make sure you go to Joe 3-0-3-3-0 dot comma and fax your texts to get updates about, you know the thing! COME ON MAN! LOOK, I DON'T TWEET, I'm not like our President, who believes he can get up at 3 AM and personally send out a carrier pigeon to his alt-right followers, dropping notes from the sky, or 'tweeting', I guess it's called.

Look man, you gotta get the facts straight. I'M THE GUY WHO INVENTED THE IDEA OF SENDING MESSAGES BY CARRIER PIGEONS. CHECK THE RECORD, JACK. I invented the whole idea of MORSE CODE-- we used to call it Malarkey, and that's how the Krauts-- got a hold of it, patented it, and the grapes, well they'd be in the barrels fermenting, it wa-- anyways.

Number TWO-- Barack America has endorsed me and I'm proud to-- my times up. Yes sir. End of quote.

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bubadmt 6 points ago +6 / -0 (edited)

Look green, look, here's the deal. Number ONE, Democrats are just as smart and just as talented at making memes as white kids. We need to afford black kids the same rights as non-Biden voting 'Blacks', we need mandatory crack cocaine testing, which I get tested for constantly, and we ne-- CHECK THE RECORD JACK-- WHAT'S WITH THIS GUY MAN?

COME ON MAN! Now, number THREE-- Roland Trump, he's a pathological liar. Back in my day, we used to take our licorice sticks, called them our slave whippersnappers, we used to dip em in th-- well I better not say something, that'll get me in trouble, so I'm gonna hold off on that.

NUMBER FIVE-- I know you're trying to goad me into answering, but it's not gonna work. Here's the facts-- we need MORE debates, we owe it to the Armenian people to let them deci-- deci-- de-- uh, to make up, the mi-- they need to see, the, how we elect our Senate, and the like, well, anyways.

Numbe-- oh, I'm out of time. Well that's all for today folks. Make sure you go to Joe 3-0-3-3-0 dot comma and fax your texts to get updates about, you know the thing! COME ON MAN! LOOK, I DON'T TWEET, I'm not like our President, who believes he can get up at 3 AM and personally send out a carrier pigeon to his alt-right followers, dropping notes from the sky, or 'tweeting', I guess it's called.

Look man, you gotta get the facts straight. I'M THE GUY WHO INVENTED THE IDEA OF SENDING MESSAGES BY CARRIER PIGEONS. CHECK THE RECORD, JACK. I invented the whole idea of MORSE CODE-- we used to call it Malarkey, and that's how the Krauts-- got a hold of it, patented it, and the grapes, well they'd be in the barrels fermenting, it wa-- anyways.

Number TWO-- Barack America has endorsed me and I'm proud to-- my times up. Yes sir. End of quote.

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bubadmt 24 points ago +24 / -0

You'll find out next Friday, but no, it's not Big Mike.

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bubadmt 9 points ago +9 / -0

WHAT DOES YOUR VP LOOK LIKE?

"Come on man! What's with this guy.!"

SAY MAN AGAIN, SAY MAN ONE MORE TIME, I DARE YOU!

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bubadmt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look vape, look, here's the deal. Number ONE, we lost 340 billion, mil-- I mean hundreds, three thousand hundred of people to smoking, and it's something we can prevent. I plan to put back 330 million women back in the workforce, the tobacco industry, th-- and in the, you know, with the barrels of oil, it's something, uh, its-- well, anyway, the point is, we have a health crisis, and I'm the only guy who can fix it. PERIOD.

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bubadmt 6 points ago +8 / -2

Tranny porn = the question mark? Or the !

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bubadmt 5 points ago +5 / -0

There's just TOO MUCH material to work with for creating Biden copypasta speeches. I'm speechless at this point.

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bubadmt 9 points ago +9 / -0

BREAKING: 9th Circuit Court of Hawaii Rules TikTok is a constitutional right.

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bubadmt 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm Joe Biden and I approve this, you know the thing! Come on man! PERIOD! END OF QUOTE.

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bubadmt 223 points ago +223 / -0

Hey, don't make fun of Axios, okay? They're responsible for keeping our planet aligned and should be revered. They also did a fantastic job in WWII A to fight for real change. Look dumb, look, here's the deal. Three things, okay. Number one, no one is illegal. You need to let the undocumented residents in your home and give them all your valuables, they need them more than you do. Besides, they worked hard to do the, you know the thing. Come on man! What's with this guy? CHECK THE RECORD!

Number FOUR-- We've got a President who would rather send in Star Wars stormwookies, or whatever they call them, to spread their fear on our peaceful protests! They did nothing wrong man! GIVE ME A BREAK. George Kirby was a Saint, PERIOD.

Number TWO, you need to realize that when these undocumented immigrants cross the Indian ocean to build a better life for the cockroaches, they also rely on us to guide them. PERIOD. Just last week we had a sta-stag-st- a big, uh, well anyway. I'm gonna get in trouble if I say this so I'm gonna hold off.

Number FIVE- On my first day as U.S. Representative, I will enact the Corn Pop Act of 1921. I will make him my Secretary of Malarkey Relations, and he will build back gooder! We will finally defeat Ronald Trump and take back the Congress! PERIOD.

Listen, you don't agree, I hear you man, but you know, you're a lying dog-faced po-- Polish soldier, you're full of shit. Why does Poland even have to exist? I don't even like Polish sausages. AND CHECK THE RECORD JACK, I'M THE ONE WHO ANNEXED POLAND BACK IN THE 80s. The Krauts-- Sure they taste good, but I don't-- anyway. End of quote. PERIOD. My times up. Yes sir.

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bubadmt 12 points ago +12 / -0

Look dumb, look, here's the deal. Three things, okay. Number one, no one is illegal. You need to let the undocumented residents in your home and give them all your valuables, they need them more than you do. Besides, they worked hard to do the, you know the thing. Come on man! What's with this guy? CHECK THE RECORD!

Number FOUR-- We've got a President who would rather send in Star Wars stormwookies, or whatever they call them, to spread their fear on our peaceful protests! They did nothing wrong man! GIVE ME A BREAK. George Kirby was a Saint, PERIOD.

Number TWO, you need to realize that when these undocumented immigrants cross the Indian ocean to build a better life for the cockroaches, they also rely on us to guide them. PERIOD. Just last week we had a sta-stag-st- a big, uh, well anyway. I'm gonna get in trouble if I say this so I'm gonna hold off.

Number FIVE- On my first day as U.S. Representative, I will enact the Corn Pop Act of 1921. I will make him my Secretary of Malarkey Relations, and he will build back gooder! We will finally defeat Ronald Trump and take back the Congress! PERIOD.

Listen, you don't agree, I hear you man, but you know, you're a lying dog-faced po-- Polish soldier, you're full of shit. Why does Poland even have to exist? I don't even like Polish sausages. AND CHECK THE RECORD JACK, I'M THE ONE WHO ANNEXED POLAND BACK IN THE 80s. The Krauts-- Sure they taste good, but I don't-- anyway. End of quote. PERIOD. My times up. Yes sir.

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bubadmt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Come on man! What's with this guy man? Give me a break Jack! This is pure malarkey, PERIOD. END OF QUOTE. Anyway..

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