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Trump2024 [S] (1 point)

Stolen (and modified) from The_Donald u/jimmyscrackncorn

If Putin really hated America he'd be flooding the country with illegal squatters, pushing for open borders, running Socialist or "woke" candidates and fighting against Voter ID

Trump2024 [S] (13 points)

I love boobs!

My new dating profile: I love boobies and beer and guns and America and President Trump and MAGA and KAG... and puppies. Conservative Lady Pedes ONLY!

Trump2024 [S] (2 points)

Ah, yes, I know the smell. Pine Sol, embalming fluid and that lavender bathroom spray they soak the place with to cover up the smell of dead people.

Trump2024 [S] (1 point)

Good call except at least two of those three cameras are analog and the film easily destroyed. At least with a digital camera you could hide the memory cards a little easier. Or swallow, throw into bushes, pass off to bystanders etc.

Trump2024 [S] (9 points)

Sic Semper Tyrannis is on the Virginia State seal and you'd better take it seriously. It's a Latin phrase meaning "thus always to tyrants". It's a warning that bad outcomes will or should befall tyrants.

Trump2024 [S] (8 points) *

If you look at the body size and house loose fitting it is, it looks about the same size as the little black kid he hangs out with raped to death while methed out of his skull.

Trump2024 [S] (11 points)

I'm in the area of this store quite often. I might stake out the area to see what car this idiot drives and clandestinely put a few Trump/Pence 2020, MAGA and KAG bumper stickers on it. Maybe blanket the area and sticker the back of every sign, on every streetlight, on every parking meter. See if I can really trigger him off his noodle!

Trump2024 [S] (3 points)

It's party time. Uncle Sam has let the Devil Dogs loose. May Allah have your virgins ready because you're going to meet them very soon!

Trump2024 [S] (1 point) *

I am so triggered! I am SO oppressed! This totally abused my inner child and I had to cut myself. Why couldn't I have a teacher like this? Someone who looks like she really knows me? Where's my fuzzy wuzzy and my safe space?

Trump2024 [S] (2 points)

I LOVE TIFFANY! She looks so honestly sweet and lovable.

Trump2024 [S] (1 point)

Well this wasn't caused by REAL global warming. That's why it failed. Nobodies ever tried REAL global warming. I have and I've got proof of REAL global warming. Watch these ice cubes in my drink. In an hour they'll be gone! Checkmate climate terrorists! ~ AOC, probably

Trump2024 [S] (2 points)

That Pedocrats can't/won't see how badly 0bama hated America is astounding. It's like they absolutely MUST lock step with every belief of the Pedo party or the whole house of cards falls. He has to roll around laughing every night, just before he gets pegged by Big Mike, at how stupid Pedocrats are when he's rubbing it in their faces. He cucked them so hard and they just keep on worshiping him. Pathetic!

Trump2024 [S] (4 points) *

Step 1. Remove idiot Pedocrat Governors, Mayors, County Councilmen etc.

Step 2. Retract their idiot SJW virtue signaling, feels good, coddle the criminal laws and restore rule of order.

Step 3. Deport illegal aliens starting with the ones crowding our jails.

Step 4. Transition NON-VIOLENT first time offenders into 40 per week community service related pre-release centers to clean up the slums.

Step 5. Rigidly enforce prosecution of crimes that are: tyrannical/treasonous against country/military/law enforcement, violent, felonious and/or crimes against children/elderly/disabled.

Step 6. Profit! Then reinvest it into the community.

Trump2024 [S] (2 points)

One sad thing is that if he wasn't already a registered Democrat he is now.

Trump2024 [S] (5 points)

Being she was in a house of God her language might not have been so spicy. It was probably closer to "Oh fudge! Now I gotta snap a cap on this devil"

Trump2024 [S] (2 points)

He should have called it "Chunk's Animal Husbandry Club" and the tag line being "Tune in, let's horse around".

Trump2024 [S] (2 points)

"Is it OK to be white?" I'm not going to ask for permission to be the color God decided he wanted me. It's OK to be white, like it or not. And if it's not, you're a racist.

Trump2024 [S] (5 points)

It looks like our little time traveler has his arms out with the ambition to fly. He knew even then that he was destined to serve our great country in the United States Space Force!

Hard to imagine that little bundle of joy has turned into the absolute unit that he is now. About 200 pounds and roughly 6' 5".

Trump2024 [S] (2 points)

She looks like she's about to sell her soul to the Devil to become the unelected default president. The pedocrats will literally do anything to try to regain power. Shredding the constitution means nothing to them. Attempt to impeach VP Pence in January 2020, just watch.

Trump2024 [S] (13 points)

Sic Semper Tyrannis is on the Virginia State seal and you'd better take it seriously. It's a Latin phrase meaning "thus always to tyrants". It's a warning that bad outcomes will or should befall tyrants.

Trump2024 [S] (1 point) *

What say you and I go use that axe... dramatic pause ... together!

Trump2024 [S] (2 points)

ZOMG! This sounds like the most amazing Women's convention EVER! The idiot who wrote the article sounds like the most bitter, fat, dateless, cat lady to ever exist!

Lady Patriots, I LOVE YOU!

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