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TheDespotofCartoons 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dr. Dobbs is a stupid fucking piece of shit who can only be called a doctor because he allegedly graduated from medical school. If this allegation is true, it was likely either Hollywood Upstairs Medical College like Dr. Nick Riviera, or he graduated at the very bottom of his class. I would love to see both him and Traitor Reeves be publicly castrated for all this bullshit.

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TheDespotofCartoons 7 points ago +7 / -0

I hear it's nice this time of year, and the water is just...

...yeah, never mind.

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TheDespotofCartoons 1 point ago +1 / -0

Judging by that, you're a tiny bit older than me. I came around during the era of Kidd Video, The Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show, and Saturday Supercade, just to name a scant few of my favorites.

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TheDespotofCartoons 3 points ago +3 / -0

The fuck they will! Those commie fucktards can pry it out of my cold, dead hands...if they can get that close, that is.

Spoiler alert: they won't.

Also, thank you for using the correct spelling!

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TheDespotofCartoons 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not much of one for such imagery...but damn if reading it didn't put a smile on my face.

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TheDespotofCartoons 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip...

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TheDespotofCartoons 5 points ago +5 / -0

NO NO NO! You cannot be giving me this bowel-destroying level of spice now! I have to be at work tomorrow. There's not enough Immodium A-D in the world to counter this...

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TheDespotofCartoons 10 points ago +10 / -0

I live in the same region as Fred Haise.

I volunteer at the local science museum where he is a board member.

I have come within 50 feet of Mr. Haise.

Guess what...he's still not black!

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TheDespotofCartoons 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even a blind squirrel has a chance to come across a nut.

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TheDespotofCartoons 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've always wanted to live in Northern California, or at least wondered what it would be like.

This is one of the few times I wish I did, as I would love to help out.

sighs and looks at his shotgun and rock salt shells Some other time, Love...some other time.

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TheDespotofCartoons 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ugh...I'm suddenly concerned about Jonah Goldberg. He doesn't stand a snoball's chance in the 9th Ward in August when it comes to prison.

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TheDespotofCartoons 2 points ago +2 / -0

My goodness, that's a level of spicy that'll have me on the shitter for a good 20 minutes tomorrow morning!

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TheDespotofCartoons 4 points ago +4 / -0

Most welcome, Fam! If you want to know how to do others, simply open up "Character Map" (under Windows Accessories in later versions of Windows, or just Accessories in earlier versions), and in the bottom right corner, if the selected special character has an Alt code, it will be there!

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