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Texas-Centipede 13 points ago

What would Pinochet do? No apologies.

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Texas-Centipede -2 points ago

Yeah he's doing such a great job. Look around. This place is turning into a 3rd world shithole and you are sitting there saying God is gonna do something. Wake up bro, regardless of if there is a God or not, no one is coming to save us.

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Texas-Centipede 7 points ago

This country was lost in the 1960's. Hart-Celler Act.

There is no fate but what you make.

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Texas-Centipede 6 points ago

Yesterday they were against plastic straws and disposable bags.

Today they'll wear plastic gloves to arrest you for resusable bags.

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Texas-Centipede 37 points ago

This meme was teleported from the year 2026. Stay ready.

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Texas-Centipede 2 points ago

Endorsed him because he was black. Because of the color of his skin. That's literally the definition of racism. This is a picture of racism.

Or maybe it's just cause they both gay. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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Texas-Centipede 12 points ago

And just like a thorn, if you leave it in it will just fester. The only way to solve a thorn is to remove it.

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Texas-Centipede 16 points ago

Whenever I'm having a bad day....

I remember that somewhere out there... there is a Mister Pelosi. Then life's not that bad.

//shutter

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Texas-Centipede 4 points ago

Some reallly old people are dying. Hold up! SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING....

Look if you are sick or vulnerable then YOU stay inside. I'm not responsible for your immune system.

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Texas-Centipede 13 points ago

Just one tweet and this man could raise the largest army on Earth.

From beneath every blade of grass we would emerge like locusts.

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Texas-Centipede 1 point ago

They are conditioning us to stay at home through various orders.

Then they'll push for mail in ballots...or text by phone voting.

Then they'll lie and claim that Trump lost.

Another set of orders that everyone needs to stay indoors. This time it's to prevent civil war.

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Texas-Centipede 2 points ago

How do you know that Home Depot is busy....unless you were at Home Depot?? hmmmmm...

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Texas-Centipede 6 points ago

They are conditioning us to stay at home through various orders.

Then they'll push for mail in ballots...or text by phone voting.

Then they'll lie and claim that Trump lost.

Another set of orders that everyone needs to stay indoors. This time it's to prevent civil war.

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Texas-Centipede 1 point ago

Great success! So thankful for whoever is behind funding this and making this happen.

On Easter, THEDONALD.WIN HAS RISEN!

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Texas-Centipede 1 point ago

When you don't build a wall around your country, so you just have to build walls around EVERYTHING in your country.

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Texas-Centipede 7 points ago

Ah yes of course.. I have some 4,7-dichloroquinoline and 4-diethylamino-1-methylbutylamine right here under my sink next to the Windex. Let me mix them together in my 180C oven. Be right back.

Edit: instructions not clear. Got dick stuck in ceiling fan.

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