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T2R0U2M0P [S] 5 points ago

Looks like another Covid death. Damn you coronavirus!!!

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T2R0U2M0P [S] 3 points ago

Yeah, what are they gonna ride the bus for 45 minutes with their bats and molotov cocktails? Not sure they've thought this all the way through

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T2R0U2M0P [S] 3 points ago

Does Soros just have like a cell number or a direct office line that he gives out? Not sure how that would work.

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T2R0U2M0P [S] 4 points ago

Man, catching and charging these deep state fucks is like trying to catch the greased up deaf guy from Family Guy

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T2R0U2M0P [S] 5 points ago

Rachel Maddow? The one who used the "Weekend Update" defense to escape trouble over her lies? That Rachel Maddow?

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T2R0U2M0P [S] 22 points ago

As well they should. One of the world's classic blunders... you never start a land war in Asia, and you never go in against our GEOTUS when your platform/publisher status is on the line

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T2R0U2M0P [S] 3 points ago

Fuck apples! We reppin' straight nanners' over here! 🍌4 Lyfe!!

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T2R0U2M0P [S] 2 points ago

The Hillary one poses an interesting thought experiment... unless they are doing brain transplants, I don't think original Hilldawg would be content to sit in her diapers and muumuu at home watching her clone run for pres again. I would be very worried for my safety if I were Hilldawgs clone.

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T2R0U2M0P [S] 1 point ago

But is it really an attack ad if it's just clips of the opposing candidate saying lots of stupid, racist stuff?

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T2R0U2M0P [S] 23 points ago

Brad Parscale is the motherfucking man! These ads are like landing haymaker after haymaker. If this was a boxing match Bidens corner would have thrown in the towel weeks ago. He's getting clobbered, and with his own words. It's brilliant play by team MAGA.

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T2R0U2M0P [S] 1 point ago

Breaking: Hawaiian judge overruled Ohio judge, forces Ohioans back into their homes

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T2R0U2M0P [S] 1 point ago

If that were the case, what are they jamming up Richard Burr over? I thought he was in hot water for insider trading?

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T2R0U2M0P [S] 38 points ago (edited)

"Oh, well I had no idea who I was dealing with! By all means, we will have your boat in the water, gassed up and ready to go. Bring the family down and plan on spending a day of fun in the sun!"

<dickhead and family show up with everything they need for a day of fun on the lake>

"Oh, I'm sorry sir, your boat isn't ready, it's just gonna be 2 more weeks. Have a nice day"

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T2R0U2M0P [S] 6 points ago

It'd be like that "buckethead" clip

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T2R0U2M0P [S] 4 points ago

"Do these ridiculously large, Elton John style sunglasses make my head look tiny?"

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