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SwampSwan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Obligatory "C'mon, man!"

I missed it - was Creepy Joe doing the fakey "coff, coff..I can't go to (coff!) school to(coff)day, Ma! I'm (coff coff) really really sick!" or was it more of a coughing up a lung death-rattle?

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SwampSwan 38 points ago +38 / -0

Bless her heart <3

I wish there were a Card Campaign so we could all send her Get Well wishes and thank her for her service.

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SwampSwan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I KNEW IT!

Just like the Amish did in 2016 - remember how they literally got onto BUSES to get out the vote?

Based Americans <3

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SwampSwan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Her last conscious wish was probably that she hadn't shat her diaper. Not to be cold or anything, but that's pretty much every dying person's last conscious wish.

There was a British guy once, who's last known wish was for some 'strawbry jahm' but that's probably not too common.

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SwampSwan 2 points ago +2 / -0

aNd wEaR a DaMn mAsK!!1!

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SwampSwan 29 points ago +29 / -0

I watched it twice, it's hilarious!

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SwampSwan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, because ism obia obics is just the worst! Orange is the new bad, too. Privilege! and stuff.

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SwampSwan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hey, I know: let's start a rumor that Russia Russia Russia! followed by more Russia! If that fails, we'll go with Russia put a bounty on US Troops!! Because Russia!

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SwampSwan 3 points ago +3 / -0

I refuse to go into any store that requires masks.

My own county has low China Plague numbers so we're exempt, as far as the law is concerned, but stores may still make it a mandatory policy pertaining to them.

Next country over, CVS tried to make me wear one - the clerk literally brought a disposable mask to me in the greeting card aisle - so I left my buggy with tons of stuff in it, and walked out while the clerk stood there looking pissed.

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SwampSwan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hah! I love it - that's clever. I don't care who ya votin' for, that's funny right there.

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SwampSwan 3 points ago +3 / -0

LMAO I gotta try that.

I only ever use Ctrl + F when searching for other info...never occurred to me to do what you're doing.

Brilliant!

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SwampSwan 3 points ago +3 / -0

People who want to help others, help others - they don't wait for the dot.gov to do it for them.

That much, I know.

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SwampSwan 1 point ago +1 / -0

WooHoooopty! I'm 2/2048th my-nor-i-tie!

Since that's twice as much red or yellow, black or brown as Lizzy is I got it goin' on bitchezz! Can't wait to be a perfesser uv Inglush at Hahv-vid collage!

Enroll yo kid & send monies now pleze in thanx, my vaycay won't wait!

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SwampSwan 2 points ago +2 / -0

My husband won't turn away from Faux News Channel; won't even attempt to watch OANN or C-SPAN - even when major hearings etc are happening.

One of us will either have a heart attack or brain aneurysm before this shit is over with, I swear...

Guess I should just focus on being grateful that he isn't a Dem (any more - and you're welcome, Future America!); that he actually pays attention to politics, who people are, etc. - and while I've been patiently red-pilling him for over 20 years, he STILL doesn't see Fox for what it is. smfh.

They literally talk over the President's addresses/speeches; their ads are all either anti-family, anti-West, or aimed at old people and therefore the ads are TEN! TIMES! LOUDER! THAN! THE! NEWS! SO! CALL! TODAY! FOR! SPECIAL! FINANCING! (with an additional 0Ld pE0pLe 'eff u' of-->) ON! YOUR! REVERSE! MORTGAGE! YOU! DUMB! FUCKS! -or, conversely- YOUR! MEDS! WILL! KILL! YOU! QUICK! TRY! THIS! MEDICINE! ASK! YOUR! DOCTOR! ABOUT! IT! TODAY!

I think I understand why old people are sometimes ready to just freakin' die - they're sick of dealing with BS. That's the kind of old person I'll be - no matter the state of my Eternal Soul I can see myself eventually wanting out of this sludge. Thank goodness I'm not a grumpy old asshole yet, tho...

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SwampSwan 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's wee hrs where I am & I'm late responding - but I live in the middle of Nowhere in Boondocks, USA ~ and it sounded like a war was fast coming over the horizon for several hrs tonite. Big, YUGE booms til well after midnight.

We did a lot of fireworks ourselves, but stopped around 10 -10:30 since we have a little human who needed bath & bedtime after a hot, busy, exciting day.

This is MAGA Country! (even our Nigerians say so!)

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