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StumpSmasher 40 points ago +41 / -1

It does make a kind of sense; Republicans tend to be of the mindset that the virus isn't THAT bad, and would crawl through broken glass to vote anyway, while people who lean Democrat are being told that it's the literal End Of Days and scared to leave their house, let alone go somewhere where there will be people. Their own fearmongering has potentially destroyed their turnout if they don't pass Mail In Cheating.

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StumpSmasher 2 points ago +2 / -0

The people who "forget" the Zinc are the same ones who administer it to people who are already choking to death on lung taffy... People who don't want it to work. Between big pharma getting rich, playing field leveling from China, and the DNC spiting Trump, there's a whole lot of motivation to suppress a cheap cure.

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StumpSmasher 12 points ago +12 / -0

Don't forget the zinc. From the start zinc has been a component, and the fraudsters keep acting confused as to why it doesn't work after giving it to people without it...

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StumpSmasher 5 points ago +5 / -0

Some experts want to handle the virus as well as we can, some are on the CCP/DNC payroll. Both CCP and DNC have HUGE motivation to make this go south.

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StumpSmasher 3 points ago +3 / -0

How will they commit Ramadan in the age of social distancing? Door-to-door murder is so inefficient compared to shooting up nightclubs and driving trucks into crowds.

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StumpSmasher 7 points ago +8 / -1

Probably at least partially accurate... China might not have been so desperate that they lied about the virus to try and cripple everyone else, and it would have been contained. I don't think the released it intentionally, but they definitely SPREAD it intentionally as soon as it became clear that they were going to get their asses kicked by it to try and keep the playing field level.

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StumpSmasher 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hell, NYC would be breaking out the celebratory dildos if Upstate NY was where all the death is. They've already started taking our ventilators and sending us infectees...

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StumpSmasher 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hercules smacking that Hydra around!

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StumpSmasher 1 point ago +1 / -0

The the left ever gets back in control, we may as well make fake illegal alien identities.

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StumpSmasher 3 points ago +3 / -0

A "vaccine" developed in China would probably just end up being an infected person hocking a big loogie, then putting it in a syringe. Boom, you get WuFlu, if you no die, you immune. That 2000 American dorra.

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StumpSmasher 6 points ago +6 / -0

MUH $10 AVOCADO TOAST WILL COST AN EXTRA QUARTER REEEEEE

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StumpSmasher 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jong-chul getting promoted to Supreme Leader sounds like a fun movie script. Some burnout guitarist suddenly getting control of an entire ruthless dictatorship, shenanigans ensue.

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StumpSmasher 1 point ago +1 / -0

"All who oppose The Agenda must die" is pretty much baseline leftist at this point, the main variable is if they're smart enough to be subtle about it.

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StumpSmasher 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can't have a authoritarian state without sufficient surveillance, and turning people against each other makes them less likely to turn on you. I'm sure they'll start offering rewards for snitching soon.

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StumpSmasher 5 points ago +5 / -0

It may actually be a strategy at this point... No one Democrat could beat Trump, so they're running one so obviously incapable that everyone knows the real candidate is "The whole DNC" that will control his senile ass.

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StumpSmasher 6 points ago +6 / -0

The thing that really annoys me is that the grocery stores reduced their hours; the one near me is normally 24 hours and I would absolutely have gone shopping at 2 AM to reduce contact.

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StumpSmasher 4 points ago +4 / -0

We should have shut down The Democratic People's Republic of New York, and maybe a few other shitty hive cities, and let the rest of the country get on with business.

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StumpSmasher 3 points ago +3 / -0

Depends. Are you male or female?

If Male: No, probably not.

If Female: No, probably not.

If Yes: No, probably not, smartass.

If you launched into a tantrum about how the question marginalizes the other 95 genders: Yes.

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StumpSmasher 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fake news on top of fake news.

He probably does have some investment somewhere, because anyone with his kind of money has invested in as many things as possible, but it's not like he stands to make a billion dollars off of it. Just fake news peddlers preying on people who can't balance a checkbook, let alone know how the stock market works.

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