That was amazing! Haha. It’s also proof I have no original thoughts
Rand Paul was Kung Flu fightiiiiiing
Trump meds worked fast as lightniiiiing
For CNN it was a little bit frightniiiiiing
Trump meds work in Trump Timiiiiiing
While other states have 50-60% of the eligible voting population voting, California will have 350% of the voting population turn up, and surprisingly they will overwhelmingly vote Biden.
Trump could win 49 states overwhelmingly and still lose the popular vote due to California cheating.
Pollsters are sticking to the 2008 democrat turnout numbers. Sorry, Biden just isn’t quite as hopey changey inspirational as Oba, I mean Oberack, I mean... I mean.... Biden’s former boss.
Hey Jack, may I please speak to President Bush? My name is Barack OBiden, and I am running against Dan Quayle for United States Senate. So help me the thing, he better not be on the phone with the other Biden.
Tell Bush that we have to take care of the cure that will make the problem worse no matter what. Also, he doesn’t want to have a push up contest with me because he hasn’t seen my hairy legs.
It’s proof Trump tweets from his iPhone. I’ll bet he tweets from the toilet, too.
Meanwhile Hillary has a team of 30 approving and composing her tweets.
Except Democrats are paying a HEAVY political price. I have far leftist friends who were even expressing irritation that Pelosi hurt their election chances by playing politics with Covid. Even MSNPC criticized Pelosi.
I miss prequelmemes since I stopped visiting Reddit. Can we have more prequelmemes?
Obama was really bad, but hopefully no president will ever be as bad or do as much lasting damage as FDR.
No one is as stupid as me.
I donated money to Mitt Romney in 2012.
The architects of the World Trade Center buildings SUCK.
Wow, what state is that?
Add “soft people create hard times,” and it’s perfect.
“America is basically a third world country” says the leftist while Xe makes up fake problems and genders that only exist in first world countries.
2 SCOTUS appointments (so far)
This should be top comment. I read this and didn’t have any idea how much ventilators typically cost. Fuck China twenty times over.
On usernames, great minds think alike!
You’re doing God’s work, soldier.
DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM
Media: Trump is an elitist who doesn’t give a shit about anyone except billionaires and Fortune 500 companies.
Also Media: Haha, the PILLOW GUY? Why doesn’t Trump invite a billionaire or the CEO of a Fortune 500 company??
The real irony is that it appears the preacher was actually practicing social distancing. He didn’t appear to be near anyone. Her, on the other hand...
I actually saw a little kid once who did that at a grocery store. She begged for a stuffed toy, and her mom said they had plenty of stuff at home. The kid screamed just like this, and the mom panicked and gave her the toy. It made me so angry to see, and I wondered, “what do kids like this grow up like? How does this bad parenting warp their development?”
This video is “Exhibit A.”
I just paid over $8,000 in income taxes alone. This check is too small for me.
Also ask why Wall Street exploded precisely the moment everyone learned that Trump would be President.
(Apologies for citing CNN)
It was General Tso Chicken.