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RivalPipe 25 points ago +25 / -0

The people prosecuting this must think they will have their careers boosted like the entire OJ team.

Meanwhile, the taxpayers of Kenosha are going to be paying this gentleman aboot $35 million is my guess. Or, aboot $47 million Canadian. Or, aboot $239,000,000 Yuan. Or, aboot the cost of 3.5 Epstein Assassinations.

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RivalPipe 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's called Taking A Two for the Team.

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RivalPipe 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

Recall that we knew everything about:

The Bush daughters Sarah Palin's children

Observe that most know nothing about:

Romney's kids and Biden's kid and Palin's nephew and Gavin's Aunt and Kerry's kid and Clinton's SIL and Soros's nephew and Soros's son and some reporter's Chinese-lobbyist husband and Barry's father and Bush's childhood friend...

Those are just a few of the DIRECT familial links that impact every day America lives with the policy choices of Dem/RINO leaders...

And you have to convince people at cookouts that what you're telling them is factual and the media keeps it a secret.

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RivalPipe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Buy some troy beans and mix with the castor beans and apparently it makes an acid solution that will take your face/off.

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RivalPipe 3 points ago +3 / -0

It is true. I wanted to buy a rainbow Trump shirt from the Campaign Store as a way of coming out to certain members of my family that I support Trump.

I'm hetero, by the way. I just have an amazing sense of humor.

Problem is: the campaign store is mostly out Large in the rainbow shirts!

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RivalPipe 11 points ago +11 / -0

Let's play the game: Hickeys, Shaving, or Fan Of Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation

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RivalPipe 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Look" really means "LOST"

...might be time to break out Biden-LOST TV show memes...

back to the lab.

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RivalPipe 61 points ago +62 / -1

Hey Autists -

OK! I’ll talk! In 3rd grade, I cheated on my history exam. In 4th grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee, and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. 5th grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs, and I blamed it on the dog. When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids, and then they served lunch I got nuts, and I pigged out, and they kicked me out. But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home, and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: Hua-Hua-Hua-Hua-ahh — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible; all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

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RivalPipe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only Nixon could go to China.

Only Trump could broker peace in the Middle East.

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RivalPipe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Antifa promised him punch and pie. He didn’t understand what they meant by “punch” until that very moment.

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RivalPipe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Excepting grifting RINOs or pedo RINOs, I cannot think of a single faction that will vote Biden that previously voted Trump.

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RivalPipe 21 points ago +21 / -0

Looks like some dude sprained his wrist getting her up there too.

Possible dislocated pinky.

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RivalPipe 11 points ago +11 / -0

We have the best flags, don’t we folks?

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RivalPipe 3 points ago +3 / -0

makes me feel better to hear that.

i mean my friend. it makes my friend feel better to know that.

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RivalPipe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is there a support group for pedes with smaller dicks than MO?

Asking for a friend.

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RivalPipe 3 points ago +3 / -0

My current concerns:

In-person voter safety. (I suspect voter intimidation will be coordinated.)

Intentional delays at the polls. (I think intentional disruptions will occur. For example, harassment of poll workers disguised as an argument over valid ID)

That John Roberts may decide this election.

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RivalPipe 24 points ago +24 / -0

I died from an erection lasting 4:00::01

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