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Redditcanblowme 2 points ago +2 / -0

I nominate Nikki Haley as the first RINO to drop out of primary season in 2023.

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Redditcanblowme 1 point ago +2 / -1

It's not free. Also a mechanical device, needs maintenance and sharpening.

Advantage: Gravity.

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Redditcanblowme 1 point ago +2 / -1

Gravity as a form of execution: It's free, unbiased, and works every time.

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Redditcanblowme 15 points ago +16 / -1

The Kennedys ruined him.

Young Arnold was banging the hottest chicks on Ventura Blvd.

Old Arnold made a kid with this: https://www.thecampussocialite.com/wp-content/uploads/arnolds-mistress.jpg

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Redditcanblowme 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I now plan to ignore Trump"

That's not a very good story! Tell us a longer one!!!

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Redditcanblowme 10 points ago +10 / -0

The thing I love about this site is knowing with confidence someone here has screencaps and has been waiting for a chance to use them.

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Redditcanblowme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Two scoops!!!

Two Terms!!!

Two, um....

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Redditcanblowme 2 points ago +2 / -0

A family owned scrapyard receives a vehicle from a nervous customer who wants it pulverized into a brick as quickly as possible. At a glance there is what would appear to be quite a bit of blood, a smashed hood, broken windshield and other signs of an accident.

The scrapyard can either 1) take the money and ask no questions. Later when the police ask if a car matching the description was seen they go "OH NOES!!!! WE WERE BAMBOOZLED!!!" 2) the scrapyard owner stops to think "Am I being asked to destroy evidence?"

I have a hard time believing it never occurred to A1 "Maybe I don't want anything to do with shredding paper at an election office during a recount!"

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Redditcanblowme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Coming has one "m", except in situations where it's spelled with a "k" or "u".

coming <- correct

comming <- probably not what you meant

cumming <- also not what you meant

kumming <- Hunter Biden wants to party with you.

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Redditcanblowme 1 point ago +1 / -0

What?!? Are you not comrade? мальчик мое лицо красное !!!!

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Redditcanblowme 12 points ago +12 / -0

It doesn't help that we have little shits joining and flooding .win with "Never vote for Republicans again!!!!" REEEEEEEEEE "Sit out the Georgia runoff!!!!"

Mods need to throttle that shit. Restrict posting for new users until Georgia is over.

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