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Raindrops1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s not what I’m saying. But those debates did happen in real life, and I do turn to the revolutionaries and founding fathers for wisdom.

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Raindrops1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not a lizard. An Android. He’s what happens when the love child of a Hot Pocket liner and C3PO makes a wish to become a real boy, but the Wizard forgets to add the heart.

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Raindrops1984 16 points ago +22 / -6

The other side isn’t just “taking it”. Ammo and guns are sold out. Ever seen a cartoon with a little kid or a weak little animal beating up some big strong brute? The brute doesn’t take damage, he just waits. Then he rears back and throws one mighty punch. I pray that this ends at the ballot box, but don’t think it can’t go further just because it hasn’t yet. Remember the scene in The Patriot when Mel Gibson is pleading with the Assembly to find a peaceful resolution somehow?

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Raindrops1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

His house looks like what houses would look like if they could catch herpes.

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Raindrops1984 10 points ago +10 / -0

It’s just a bunch of petty tyrants drunk with their first taste of power. These are the people who never captained a team, never ran a company, never led anything in their lives. Now they can enforce arbitrary control over everyone and they don’t want to give it up.

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Raindrops1984 14 points ago +14 / -0

It’ll be selectively enforced and used to target problematic people that Cuomo and DeBlasio don’t like (i.e. the Orthodox Jews, for some reason).

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Raindrops1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank God those three black mathematician ladies saved the space program!

Source: Hollywood

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Raindrops1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pregnancy brain makes women super smart, detail oriented, and edgy in the last few weeks.

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Raindrops1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

He also has a painting of GWB playing with a paper airplanes and two towers of blocks in the Oval Office.

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Raindrops1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

Somebody hasn’t followed the last several wars. Check out Korea, Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan. We are STILL fighting in some of those shitholes.

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