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Darmock on the ocean.

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That was my first read as well.

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Taco Bell does Mexican cuisine.

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You're a dog faced pony soldier (FAT)

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And as an added precaution; up the dose of tide pods a day from one to two.

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yeh, but how often do you get to say pigloo?

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Feral hogs are expanding north into colder climates.They burrow into snow creating "Pigloos" where they shelter.

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I jumped off at the human-ape common ancestor.

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Chair doesn't recognize...

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Tommy: I’ll tell you what, you can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a bull’s ass, but I’d rather take the butcher’s word for it.

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Not pictured; the obnoxious bratty personality.

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Gavel banging>>>>>>>Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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