Hillary becomes Vice Presidential pick and suddenly Joe commits suicide right after being sworn in.
I am having a hard time getting the fish to take the pills. Any suggestions?
"Most people are little bothered by the fact that the state is violating their freedom massively. They regard it as necessary and good. They do not question the state´s authority to restrict our freedom at all. Rather, they denounce those who want to move freely and make use of their property rights. When two brothers were seen playing soccer in the garden of an acquaintance’s apartment block, the police were called."
Joe: "slkdie9k sshnmmco fjjjdklsal" ---> "I am the best choice for peppermint(?) of the United States"
"According to an article in Vice, the sanitizer is nothing more than a mystery product made by a third party and being put into bottles with the “NYS Clean” branding on them."
I'm coming up with a cookbook to take advantage of all these dead bodies...
He gets this dumb look on his face when he is losing the argument like suddenly forgot how to understand English.
I hope they managed to ship my case of fish tank cleaner before they shut down...
Dr. Shiva copyrighted the name 'Email' but did not invent it because I was using electronic mail on ARPANET back in the early 1970's. See Ray Tomlinson for more info.
Based, I hear ya. I worked for almost 50 years in the software field to get to my 6 figures after starting at $4 per hour. All the training over the years to keep up with changing technology doesn't come cheap and usually means that you don't take vacations either.
1000 rounds of what? Has the police force ever purchased .22LRs in bulk? You can end up with 10,000 rounds real easy.
"Guns? What guns? (Maybe should not say that while wearing my Certified NRA Instructor shirt...)
Sniffy Joe Biden's new campaign song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
Then I guess we don't have to start hording toilet paper again... :-)
I find it amusing that they believe that they will somehow end up with my money when I die. I intend to spend all my money and die penniless... "And to the Zoomers I leave my entire... boot to the head."
Several violent ideas come to mind, but I think that the best way is to punish the people who are REALLY responsible for Evil Nancy being in office... SF voters.
Cut off bailouts for San Francisco and don't buy any of their products.
They should also reduce the charges of beating someone unconscious with a cane to a misdemeanor.
If by a miracle he wins, he would be the first president to have the vice president take over before the swearing in ceremony.
"Put that water bottle down! It's full of Dihydrogen Monoxide!"
Sloppy meat inspection or intentional? China is NOT our friend.
Anyone that still subscribes to these communist papers is unAmerican. Time to put these rags out of business.
MAGAMAGIC2020 .... Joined 1 day ago.... (Seems legit...LOL!)
Two by Two, Hands of Blue. Watch out when they come for you!
Not eligible for a check and I don't need it. I am glad that my taxes are going to help people and not study the sex life of frogs or slimy politicians.
I am actively NOT going to buy any more Chinese products. Made in America only! It was easy to end up with Chinese products because they are everywhere and usually you are only looking at the product and the price. NO MORE! I want to do to China what they have done to us. #FuckChina