PodunkTexas [S] 2 points ago

Hillary becomes Vice Presidential pick and suddenly Joe commits suicide right after being sworn in.

PodunkTexas [S] 1 point ago

"Most people are little bothered by the fact that the state is violating their freedom massively. They regard it as necessary and good. They do not question the state´s authority to restrict our freedom at all. Rather, they denounce those who want to move freely and make use of their property rights. When two brothers were seen playing soccer in the garden of an acquaintance’s apartment block, the police were called."

PodunkTexas [S] 2 points ago

Joe: "slkdie9k sshnmmco fjjjdklsal" ---> "I am the best choice for peppermint(?) of the United States"

PodunkTexas [S] 3 points ago

"According to an article in Vice, the sanitizer is nothing more than a mystery product made by a third party and being put into bottles with the “NYS Clean” branding on them."

PodunkTexas [S] 4 points ago

I'm coming up with a cookbook to take advantage of all these dead bodies...

PodunkTexas [S] 14 points ago

He gets this dumb look on his face when he is losing the argument like suddenly forgot how to understand English.

PodunkTexas [S] 5 points ago

I hope they managed to ship my case of fish tank cleaner before they shut down...

PodunkTexas [S] 3 points ago

Dr. Shiva copyrighted the name 'Email' but did not invent it because I was using electronic mail on ARPANET back in the early 1970's. See Ray Tomlinson for more info.

PodunkTexas [S] 4 points ago

Based, I hear ya. I worked for almost 50 years in the software field to get to my 6 figures after starting at $4 per hour. All the training over the years to keep up with changing technology doesn't come cheap and usually means that you don't take vacations either.

PodunkTexas [S] 20 points ago

1000 rounds of what? Has the police force ever purchased .22LRs in bulk? You can end up with 10,000 rounds real easy.

PodunkTexas [S] 3 points ago

"Guns? What guns? (Maybe should not say that while wearing my Certified NRA Instructor shirt...)

PodunkTexas [S] 3 points ago
  • most people are not prepared and when the SHTF they panic and buy toilet paper
  • They will not learn from this and will not be prepared next time either
PodunkTexas [S] 33 points ago

I find it amusing that they believe that they will somehow end up with my money when I die. I intend to spend all my money and die penniless... "And to the Zoomers I leave my entire... boot to the head."

PodunkTexas [S] 1 point ago

Several violent ideas come to mind, but I think that the best way is to punish the people who are REALLY responsible for Evil Nancy being in office... SF voters. Cut off bailouts for San Francisco and don't buy any of their products.

PodunkTexas [S] 2 points ago

They should also reduce the charges of beating someone unconscious with a cane to a misdemeanor.

PodunkTexas [S] 1 point ago

If by a miracle he wins, he would be the first president to have the vice president take over before the swearing in ceremony.

PodunkTexas [S] 9 points ago

Sloppy meat inspection or intentional? China is NOT our friend.

PodunkTexas [S] 2 points ago

Two by Two, Hands of Blue. Watch out when they come for you!

PodunkTexas [S] 5 points ago

Not eligible for a check and I don't need it. I am glad that my taxes are going to help people and not study the sex life of frogs or slimy politicians.

PodunkTexas [S] 3 points ago

I am actively NOT going to buy any more Chinese products. Made in America only! It was easy to end up with Chinese products because they are everywhere and usually you are only looking at the product and the price. NO MORE! I want to do to China what they have done to us. #FuckChina

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