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Picador20 [S] (4 points)

Attendance would have doubled, but there was a Seinfeld re-run on TV that day and Biden's voters are still struggling to program their VCRs.

Picador20 [S] (2 points)

I imagine the Iranians will also be really friendly about it when they execute Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon for being homosexuals.

Picador20 [S] (2 points)

The assassination of Qaddafi led to the slave trade being re-instituted in Libya. Our first black POTUS and his female SOS brought slavery back to Africa.

Picador20 [S] (2 points)

On the other hand, allowing boys to compete against girls in sports teaches girls a valuable lesson about the relative weakness and physical inferiority that is the lifetime lot of those who are born female.

Picador20 [S] (6 points)

Like all Socialist leaders, she dreams of a world where she and her cronies live like princes at the public's expense while everyone else lives eight to a room.

Picador20 [S] (3 points)

He'll have his kinfolk in Cuba send the victims' families boxes of the finest Havana cigars.

Picador20 [S] (0 points)

A polite reminder that NASA erased and/or lost all the original footage of the Apollo moon landings, and destroyed the only machine that could play that footage. NASA also says it destroyed all the technology that got us to the moon and back six times. That's their line, not mine.

Picador20 [S] (2 points)

If he really has done monstrously evil things in his private life, imagine how smug he'd have to be to write that one from Sept. 20, 2018. He may not be a Rockefeller but Krugman would have you believe he has neither wealth nor power of his own.

Picador20 [S] (47 points)

When a public figure randomly starts defending himself against charges that no one has made against him, it would seem to suggest that such charges are soon to be made against him, and are very likely to be true.

Picador20 [S] (2 points)

The altitude at the highest Base Camp on Everest is several thousand feet higher than the peak of Aconcagua, the next tallest of the Seven Summits.

Picador20 [S] (2 points)

The followers of Lucifer worship golden idols made by their own hands. Lucifer requires human sacrifice. The blood of the innocent pleases Lucifer the most.

Picador20 [S] (4 points)

I fully expect to see prominent liberal women like Elizabeth Warren and Rachel Maddow don burkas to show solidarity with their newly-adopted nation of Iran. I expect to see prominent liberal homosexuals like Pete Buttigieg and Anderson Cooper fling themselves to their deaths off the rooftops of tall buildings to show their support of the mad mullahs.

Who is going to break it to Rachel Maddow that her Iranian heroes would support the stoning death of mouthy Jewish lesbians with mannish haircuts who make it their business to tell men how to run things?

Picador20 [S] (4 points)

Think of how Hollywood laughs at us as we praise a child molester for playing Mister Rogers.

Picador20 [S] (9 points)

Who' could have guessed that "Fuck You, Whitey!" was a losing campaign slogan?

Picador20 [S] (2 points)

I bet Joe can teach us all about that funny code he and his friends like John Podesta use, where "cheese pizza," and "hot dogs," and "walnut sauce" don't refer to food.

Picador20 [S] (3 points) *

Bernie may be older than dirt, but he is even dirtier than he is old.

Picador20 [S] (3 points)

Anyone hear of the rumor that Obama struck a deal with McConnell to leave the Supreme Court vacancy unfilled? Supposedly Obama didn't want Garland to be confirmed because Obama wanted Hillary to nominate Obama himself to the Supreme Court. The Republicans had nothing to lose by stalling the Garland confirmation on the off chance that Trump won.

Picador20 [S] (1 point)

There was a Vice President Biden

Who plagiarized, blackmailed and lied and

Made off with a ton,

With the aid of his son,

And his friends in the DC Swamp Spy Den.

Picador20 [S] (5 points)

We didn't have a heroin epidemic until we invaded the nation where opium poppies are grown. That our military did not eradicate the poppy crop is strong evidence that CIA drug dealing has been one reason for this endless war.

Picador20 [S] (1 point)

Wrong. Indigo was added to the spectrum by man to give the rainbow seven colors for mystical purposes. There are only SIX colors in the rainbow and Indigo is not one of them.

Picador20 [S] (4 points)

Someone must be blackmailing Schiff with compromising material. He is dancing like a puppet on a string.

Picador20 [S] (1 point)

Sadly they will probably conclude their investigation by announcing that Ms.Maxwell has tremendous fashion sense and excellent taste in wines.

Picador20 [S] (4 points)

"Trump is a Russian agent" is the rallying cry of war-mongering, insider-trading pedophiles.

Picador20 [S] (7 points)

Tom Brokaw is just another gold-plated whore for TPTB.

Picador20 [S] (3 points)

With "Her" as the over-sized bottom half of the ticket, it will quickly become a national joke that Biden will be the next victim of Arkancide - but certainly not the last . . .

Picador20 [S] (1 point) *

A Christmas Story is almost certainly set in 1939. That was the year Snow White and Wizard of Oz merchandise would have been featured in toy stores. It was also the last year the Little Orphan Annie radio program was sponsored by Ovaltine. (Be sure to drink yours.) The boys' fathers may have fought in World War One, but they were home for twenty years by then.

Picador20 [S] (3 points)

Now that Democrats are resorting to impeachment ostensibly to defend the US Constitution, it is time to remind them that nowhere in the Constitution is Diversity more enshrined than in the Diversity of Opinion provided via the Electoral College.

Picador20 [S] (3 points)

I wonder if Biden will bite Trump's finger or attempt to sniff Trump's hair on the debate stage.

Picador20 [S] (7 points)

The Democratic front-runner can't draw enough people to fill a school bus!

Picador20 [S] (3 points)

Global warming experts assured us that people born the year Greta Thunberg was born would not know what snow looked like. Gasoline was supposed to cost fifteen dollars a gallon by the time Greta was seven, and all our port cities were supposed to be underwater by the time she was twelve. The Arctic was supposed to be ice free by the time she was fourteen and all the polar bears were supposed to be extinct.

As it is, Greta has a better chance of being eaten by a polar bear than she has of losing her childhood to global warming.

Picador20 [S] (2 points)

NYC was safe when Giuliani was mayor and when Bloomberg was a Republican mayor. Now the Democrats have re-gained control and NYC is a filthy dangerous shit-hole again.

Picador20 [S] (3 points) *

In the real world everyone knows women aren't even strong enough to dig ditches or fight fires, let alone be super heroes. Movies about physically powerful women are the answer to a question no one is asking.

Picador20 [S] (1 point)

9/11 WAS an inside job. Steel and concrete buildings can't turn to powder from a fire started by jet fuel.

Picador20 [S] (2 points)

Obstruction of Congress = Withheld Aid from Our Attempt to Frame Him

Picador20 [S] (3 points)

Like a dropped light bulb,

Impeachment is imploding.

Democrats shattered.

Picador20 [S] (3 points)

We need to meme the hell out of this. Hillary's nightmarish new look could end her budding campaign if it became an inescapable punch line. Maybe have George Soros pumping her full of campaign cash with a Botox needle or something . . .

Picador20 [S] (7 points)

Figuratively speaking, Hillary just delivered her "head on a platter" to her opponents. Her ghoulish new look needs to be memed to Infinity. She could be reduced to a joke candidate before New Year's Day. What could emphasize her lack of authenticity better than a newly bought-and-paid-for face?

Picador20 [S] (9 points)

The Trump supporter is a Jewish caricature while the SJW is a Blond Jesus right out of a Nazi wet dream. Why is that?

Picador20 [S] (5 points)

Russia did NOT hack the DNC server. His name was Seth Rich.

Picador20 [S] (2 points)

Warren ought to be known as The White Man's Burden.

Picador20 [S] (8 points)

Trump had to send a fake motorcade to the golf course. If the Democrats knew he was headed to Afghanistan, they would have tipped off the Taliban in hopes that they would try to harm the POTUS.

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