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OfficerNasty [S] 19 points ago

"Stuff it in your jim-jam, you little Twizzler-chompin' crumb bum"

I'm not gonna recover from that one...

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OfficerNasty [S] 5 points ago

Trump is definitely exposing the governors that haven't been doing anything to help their constituents.

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OfficerNasty [S] 14 points ago

It's a struggle just to try and comprehend his word salad.

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OfficerNasty [S] 34 points ago

Reporter: "I was checking on oil again today, and I was wondering..."

Trump: "Oil?"

Reporter: "Yeah, if there's..."

Trump: "Where is it today?"

Reporter: "Well, I was wondering if you had..."

Trump: "No. Where's the price? Give me the price."

Reporter: "Uh I'm not sure, to be honest."

Trump: "How can you ask a question when you don't know the price?"

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OfficerNasty [S] 2 points ago

USA NUMBAH WAN!

TAIWAN NUMBAH TWOO!

CHYNA NUMBAH FORTY!

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OfficerNasty [S] 4 points ago

Trump: "Exercise is good for you."

Media: "Here's why exercise is actually BAD for you!"

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OfficerNasty [S] 18 points ago

"Look fat, this executive order will determine the Civil War is no longer an option. We must keep punching to stop this from becoming worse than the cure when the rain stops. Keep your eye on the record player and dial Joe 30330 dot com!!"

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OfficerNasty [S] 12 points ago

Good thing we listen to British comedians to tell us news... So sad that people use him as a "news" source for anything.

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OfficerNasty [S] 1 point ago

Any time a "reporter" asks "what did you mean by X?", they are trying to set you up.

"What did you mean when you said, 'God bless you' when that person sneezed? Are you saying you hate American atheists?"

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OfficerNasty [S] 60 points ago

If the government orders your business to be shut down, then you should be compensated. Otherwise they can do that whenever they want with whoever they want. This is a terrible precedent.

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OfficerNasty [S] 3 points ago

Look at AIDS. Some crazy idiot fucked a monkey and got it started. Didn't hear much about that.

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OfficerNasty [S] 6 points ago

According to the FBI, it's a coin flip if it was a precious minority or not.

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OfficerNasty [S] 1 point ago

I added my mom, too. Hi, mom!

Sorry if she says "faggot" a lot, everyone.

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