"Stuff it in your jim-jam, you little Twizzler-chompin' crumb bum"
I'm not gonna recover from that one...
This season's primary was pretty hilarious, but nothing beats classic 2016 rage.
Trump is definitely exposing the governors that haven't been doing anything to help their constituents.
It's a struggle just to try and comprehend his word salad.
Come and get me, you limey fuck.
Reporter: "I was checking on oil again today, and I was wondering..."
Reporter: "Yeah, if there's..."
Trump: "Where is it today?"
Reporter: "Well, I was wondering if you had..."
Trump: "No. Where's the price? Give me the price."
Reporter: "Uh I'm not sure, to be honest."
Trump: "How can you ask a question when you don't know the price?"
USA NUMBAH WAN!
TAIWAN NUMBAH TWOO!
CHYNA NUMBAH FORTY!
Trump: "Exercise is good for you."
Media: "Here's why exercise is actually BAD for you!"
"Look fat, this executive order will determine the Civil War is no longer an option. We must keep punching to stop this from becoming worse than the cure when the rain stops. Keep your eye on the record player and dial Joe 30330 dot com!!"
Good thing we listen to British comedians to tell us news... So sad that people use him as a "news" source for anything.
I hope he lasts till the election. It's sad to see this old fuck dying before our eyes, but democrats deserve him as a candidate.
Any time a "reporter" asks "what did you mean by X?", they are trying to set you up.
"What did you mean when you said, 'God bless you' when that person sneezed? Are you saying you hate American atheists?"
If the government orders your business to be shut down, then you should be compensated. Otherwise they can do that whenever they want with whoever they want. This is a terrible precedent.
New Yorkers need to grow a pair and start removing their corrupt and useless politicians.
If he wasn't capable of lying, CNN wouldn't have hired him.
Look at AIDS. Some crazy idiot fucked a monkey and got it started. Didn't hear much about that.
Maybe should have added that tag line to the stimulus bill.
No surprise. She is a literal terrorist sympathizer.
According to the FBI, it's a coin flip if it was a precious minority or not.
I added my mom, too. Hi, mom!
Sorry if she says "faggot" a lot, everyone.
The thing is the currency would have to be worth more than the material put into it.
The mayor of Flavortown looking out for his citizens.
Ratings and profits have made them nothing but propaganda pushers and click baiters.