MythArcana [S] 6 points ago

I'm old enough to remember when that city was actually pleasant to visit.

MythArcana [S] 18 points ago

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, damn, I'm dumb!

MythArcana [S] 5 points ago

Look here, man! I put my shirt on one leg at a time. I'm the leader of the working class, you butterfly-chasing, tamale-gobbling hippo jockey!

MythArcana [S] 22 points ago

I dunno, he walked away with millions of dollars and didn't have to do a damn thing to earn it. If that's losing, I must be in some really bad shape! ๐Ÿ˜จ

MythArcana [S] 40 points ago

Birx looks different since the last presser.

MythArcana [S] 3 points ago

Maybe he can build this 4th house on Uranus.

MythArcana [S] 60 points ago

Come on, man! I'd take you in the woods and show you a thing or two if we were in high school. Back in the day when I was piloting the Hindenburg, we would duke it out on top of the blimp, and the loser would have to ride on the tail fin. You luggage-chewing, pie-surfing cosmonaut anthropod, you're a liar!

MythArcana [S] 2 points ago

Okie Dokie! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ‘

MythArcana [S] 18 points ago


Orange Man Bad.

Ask Lame Questions.

Be Rude And Hostile.

America Last.

Globalism Is Good.

China Did Nothing Wrong.

Birx & Fauci Are Heroes.

MythArcana [S] 2 points ago

Milton Bradley really needs to make a game out of this.

MythArcana [S] 2 points ago

We tried to tell them! You can't fix stupid.

MythArcana [S] 1 point ago

His bank account is full speed ahead, though.

MythArcana [S] 8 points ago

Here's the big question: will Bernie Bro suicides count as covid deaths?

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