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Magaman_2 4 points ago +4 / -0

I like this joke but that's like me hanging out with my Roblox avatar.

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Magaman_2 19 points ago +19 / -0

He's tracking a minnow.

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Magaman_2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Michael is filling in for Peter today.

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Magaman_2 7 points ago +8 / -1

Art of War The virtue of selfishness My Struggle

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Magaman_2 3 points ago +4 / -1

...but does she make a good sandwich?

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Magaman_2 7 points ago +8 / -1

I'm 6'1" 185lbs and I'm not over weight at all. You must be built like a string bean.

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Magaman_2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd like to see the long form girth certificate.

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Magaman_2 83 points ago +83 / -0

Extra funny for me because my pain-in-the-ass liberal wife left me at the end of 2018 (thankfully). I'm now married to a gorgeous conservative woman, have a great new job, huge house, and we have a new beautiful daughter born last week. Ex wife is still miserable and lives in a tiny house and is dating a beta w no job.

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Magaman_2 9 points ago +9 / -0

What's with these homies dissin my girl? Why do they gotta front? What did we ever do to these guys that made them so violent?

*Weezer is from Kenosha Wisconsin and it is mentioned at the beginning of the video for this song. People with the Windows 95 CD-ROM know what I'm talking about

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Magaman_2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Passed up the chance to serve my country to further my career but I am very grateful to be able to serve my family. 4 kids now. My grandfather was in the Army then worked for NASA and he taught me everything I know.

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Magaman_2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Proof positive that his hair is genuine. This is the same Trump hair we see everyday.

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Magaman_2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Christians do not worship idols or material things. There's no piece of matter on this Earth that Christians worship. We only worship God.

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