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Lavender_Blue [S] 1 point ago

He could walk on water and then change it into wine, and the Dems would bitterly complain that "It's been done before, and we prefer red wine!"

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Lavender_Blue [S] 7 points ago

I actually own a couple of sheep (and a saddle mule). Let me tell ya, that is NOT how you lead sheep: bribe 'em with goodies, or f()ck off! Manipulating emotions IS how you lead ideologues and zealots, though.

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Lavender_Blue [S] 2 points ago

Let me tell you all what happened to me back in early October, 2016, just before the election. I was 60, and hadn't voted in years: basically South Park's "turd sandwich" and "douche" attitude (and I wasn't wrong, either).

So, I'm in the kitchen talking to my husband about can't remember what. I bend over to pick up something off the floor. Halfway coming back up, I heard in my inner ear, speaking with stern aurhority, a Voice say, "Go vote!" I flew the rest of the way up to standing position. My look must've been one of shocked amazement, because my husband worriedly asked, "What? What's wrong?!" "God just told me to go vote!" He leaned back against the counter, folded his arms, narrowed his eyes, and said -- using an expression he never uses -- "I'm not feeling that." "Well, I don't care! He told me to go vote!" "Well, then go vote!" Long and short of it, I got a mail-in ballot (I wasn't registered and it was too late, so they suggested using the mail; I had to present myself at the county courthouse to pick it up) and I voted.

Now I don't care if ANY of you believe me -- I've since heard the same thing happened to many people; He'd tell Democrats to "vote for Trump" and boy would THAT tick them off. They'd set about proving to God how wrong He was (can you believe that?! Trying to prove God wrong! Hilarious!) and redpill themselves.

But my experience is why my faith in God's good plan for this nation, and that they will NEVER be able to lay a hand on President Trump, remains unshaken. Sure, things have gotten terrifyingly vicious and chaotic -- but I just remember that Voice, and remain calm and firm. I have the great blessing of knowing God is protecting POTUS and that all who come up against him will not only fail, they will be destroyed: Psalm 9:16 "The LORD is known by the judgment which he executeth: the wicked is snared in the work of his own hands." (KJV)

Can any of you deny you've been watching Psalm 9:16 in action for three years? And perhaps not been able to explain it? What you are witnessing is, quite literally, Biblical. That Psalm is one of my favorite verses concerning this matter, but it's far from the only one. God doesn't have to DO anything to the wicked; He just gets out of their way, and lets their own hatred and folly destroy them.

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Lavender_Blue [S] 1 point ago

It's truly sad when AMERICANS are grateful for a place where they can exercise their God-given right of FREE SPEECH! Sad and frightening, and at the age of 63, something I thought I'd never have to experience. I know what I will be bowing my head and thanking God for this Thanksgiving: POTUS Trump; the Constitution of the REPUBLIC of the United States of America; and thedonald.win!

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Lavender_Blue [S] 3 points ago

They can call it whatever they want; WE call it "GEOTUS" and that's what it will forever be known as!

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Lavender_Blue [S] 1 point ago

barrett316: my Lord! How did you people tolerate it for so long?! Visited Reddit just once, long ago when dinosaurs still roamed the earth, and never went back. It was just so intolerable and controlled , I didn't see the point or think the endless struggle to be able to ultimately say nothing I wanted to say was worth it.

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Lavender_Blue [S] 1 point ago

. . . and Epstein didn't kill himself. There. Now can we get back on topic?

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Lavender_Blue [S] 3 points ago

Recently a not-so-liberal professor hit the roof when she discovered her class of millennials had no idea who Moses was! They're not going to get these parting-the-red-sea memes, sorry to say.

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Lavender_Blue [S] 2 points ago

It's not strange at all -- not if one's real goal is to set up a communistic NWO, with the CCP as the one-size-fits-all global-governance role model, complete with it's, "All for me, none for thee; Communism for the slaves, untold wealth for us elites" political ideology. SHHHHHHH! We're not supposed to know this, though!

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Lavender_Blue [S] 3 points ago

Jesus demonstrated true love and compassion by always speaking Truth, even when it was difficult to speak, and painful to hear. That takes courage, and most of us don't have it, apparently (and I'm condemning myself).

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Lavender_Blue [S] 2 points ago

Scott Adams (Dilbert comic strip) gives talks on college campuses. He's recently taken to asking millennials, "How many people died in WWII -- not just the holocaust, but the entire war?" These college "educated" ignorami always dumbfound him; the highest guess he receives is around a million or so, and the lowest is a few thousand! FOR THE ENTIRE WAR!

They are inevitably shocked and puzzled when he tells them, "Current estimates are 75 million and still counting; they admit we will never really know." And then he adds that if you take into account the deaths resulting from WWII's aftermath (Mao's China, Stalin's purges) the total is way over 100 million . . . because of the leftist students' beloved Communism.

How the hell can they call us "Nazis" when it's so obvious they don't even begin to know what the hell a Nazi is?! Hell, they don't even know what Communism is!

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Lavender_Blue [S] 1 point ago

Trump and chocolate?! Nothing could beat that! (Unless you throw in a little red wine, that is).

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Lavender_Blue [S] 1 point ago

Also, Satan is humorless and so are his spawn.

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Lavender_Blue [S] 3 points ago

Best description of Communism I've ever seen!

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Lavender_Blue [S] 2 points ago

Leftists. Leftists obviously don't like looking at pretty things. They either have to keep their mirrors covered, or they probably remove them. YIKES! Shudder

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Lavender_Blue [S] 1 point ago

We're blessed it was only (so far) companies, websites, etc and not the government (yet). Once you've got the militarized police kicking down your doors because of a "hateful" FB post, it's over! (Looking at you, UK. Still think giving up your guns was a good idea?)

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Lavender_Blue [S] 1 point ago

Or perhaps MAGA17? Or, if all else fails, something like MAGA2679.5 (the numbers are random).

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Lavender_Blue [S] 2 points ago *

I knew it! THE KITTEN DID IT! No one ever suspects the kitten.

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Lavender_Blue [S] 2 points ago *

Man, but I have to say it; I LOATHE going over to POTUS' twatter feed. What a noisome, vile, despicable swamp of lies and viciousness. I imagine if he hadn't pardoned Eddie Gallagher, they'd be screaming about how treacherous and unfair the president is, because no matter what he does -- it's awful because Trump did or didn't do whatever. How does the poor man stand it?!

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Lavender_Blue [S] 2 points ago *

There's a photo of Strozk -- I know most of you know which one I'm talking about -- where his head is lowered but his eyes are glaring upward. The look is disturbingly, maniacally evil. Every time I see it, I think of Nicholson chopping his way through that door and gleefully roaring, "Heeeeeeeeeere's JOHNNY!" It's the exact same look . . . .was ol' Jack channeling the same demon?!

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Lavender_Blue [S] 1 point ago

It would comfort them, if they believed their own BS. However, "Climate change" is only for their dumb minions.

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Lavender_Blue [S] 2 points ago

I can remember being a child, what it was like, what I was like . . . OMG! I was the class reject, the one everyone made fun of. THIS "education" would have destroyed me; I would have never survived it.

Sexuality is at the core of our being. As my mother once said, "It's serious business; you make people with sex!" This is a terrible attack on our children and on our very humanity. This is soul-destroying, even civilization-destroying stuff. But of course! We're dealing with Communists, after all.

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Lavender_Blue [S] 2 points ago

Poor Onion! How the heck can you be a successful news parody site when the actual MSM is now beyond parody?

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