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KekistanPM 7 points ago

Snopes: "False! The president is responsible for everything covid. He has regular meetings with governors and mayors to tell them what to do, even when to pretend to ignore his own guidelines to make it look like he's not in control."

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KekistanPM 23 points ago

ThE sCiEnCe Is AlWaYs LeArNiNg! EvEn AfTeR fIfTy YeArS!

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KekistanPM 11 points ago

There's a dialogue? I thought it was all settled -- if schools are reopened then all the children and teachers die horribly! And if you disagree then you want it to happen!

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KekistanPM 3 points ago

I've considered Roberts to be a liberal since the Obamacare ruling.

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KekistanPM 9 points ago

There's also a lot of people with a nugget of intelligence falling for all of this too. Their view of the world is shaped from far-left news sources. They probably need the emotional highs from the stories too: The drama. The fear. The thirst for their own version of justice.

I know a few of them. They don't binge as much on alcohol as they do on anime and video gaming though. They could probably cite the names of every major character in dozens of series, but not even name all fifty United States.

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KekistanPM 6 points ago

Only the reality they don't want you to see. There's otherwise practically unlimited content of Florida Man doing dumb things and videos of white fat rednecks slipping or falling.

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KekistanPM 5 points ago

The left has already moved the goalposts from deaths to "deaths and injuries." I heard that the virus caused permanent organ damage in some people.

I'm expecting the injuries component to rise in popularity when the left is cornered into admitting the death rate is lower.

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KekistanPM 5 points ago

My soul belongs to God, and there's nothing they can do about it.

Communists don't hate believers because "they're stupid for believing in a sky fairy," communists hate believers because they can't claim their souls.

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KekistanPM 3 points ago

And before the execution they'll think "Curse me for letting down my glorious leader...I was weak and I deserve to be slaughtered."

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KekistanPM 4 points ago

Just a week ago I had a long call with my financial advisor, whom I see eye-to-eye with as far as managing money, to review my portfolio. Our conversation went like this in a nutshell:

"Stonks go up so we should buy lol"

"lol so much this."

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KekistanPM 4 points ago

I'm with them; I'm so tired of seeing all those swastikas all over the city! /s

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KekistanPM 5 points ago

My body my choice

Saying that infuriates the fearmongers because if you're a carrier then it could affect all the bodies around you. So to them it's not really your choice to make.

But to them I say "If you're afraid of it then stay home!"

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KekistanPM 16 points ago

"Is the president upset over the 13th amendment being ratified? -cough- -cough- (whisper) whitepowa -cough-"

"That is obviously an absurd question and the president supports the freedom of every American..."

Headline: "President dodges question over whether slavery is bad...man heard shouting 'White Power' in background"

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KekistanPM 7 points ago

An anonymous source reports that you wore blackface at a college party once. When will you be apologizing to the African-American community...

...oh I'm sorry, I was reading from my Republican question pad. I meant to ask you, as a Democrat, what do you think was your single biggest achievement advancing the fight against racism?

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KekistanPM 4 points ago

I don't understand why this is so hard for people to understand. It's all Trump Trump Trump. They don't recognize the important roles that the governors and mayors have in this.

A month ago I was watching a debate in a chat room. This one guy kept lamenting what "Trump did" and someone told them the governor actually did those things. But the guy didn't listen; it was like they had muted the whole rest of the room and kept rambling. Even other people who hate Trump were getting annoyed.

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KekistanPM 12 points ago

"We're working to get things under control."

"But they're obviously out of control!"

"That's why we're working to get things under control you idiot."

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KekistanPM 3 points ago

This is what I want to say to people who tell me this:

"Oh? I've been alive for decades and I've never heard of this. What is this "wash your hands" thing you speak of?...Whoa, that's brilliant!!! I hated eating because my hands always got so dirty, and I'd get BBQ sauce and pizza grease all over the house. Don't even get me started on the smell I deal with for a while after wiping by ass..."

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KekistanPM 6 points ago

"BUT YOU SHOULD WEAR THE MASK ANYWAY REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

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KekistanPM 9 points ago

Salon probably: "14 reasons why these numbers are actually bad news for the country...number 5 will shock you!"

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