Kek_Johnson [S] 1 point ago

Please tell me more my friend. It is an anti-inflammatory. My rhumatic aunts pop those things like tic-tacs.

Kek_Johnson [S] 1 point ago

Harry: hey me and the boys are gonna go out tonight. Can I have my dick back?

Megan: Nope.

Kek_Johnson [S] 1 point ago

Honey Badger virus. Comes at you and doesn't give a fuck who you are...and it doesn't stop coming at you.

Kek_Johnson [S] -1 points ago

It's an anti-inflammatory not anti-viral. In other words it keeps your body from killing itself as the virus moves though. If you have a sick cell your antibodies goes in kills the 20 around it. This keeps that from happening.

Kek_Johnson [S] 2 points ago

I wonder if there's remnants of blackface make-up on the inside of the mask...

Kek_Johnson [S] 2 points ago

I wonder what it would take to make a family a "Charter School" and collect the funds.

Kek_Johnson [S] 3 points ago

Gonna make heads explode like Slim Whitman singing in Mars Attacks.

Kek_Johnson [S] 3 points ago

Is this your first round with it? Has it moved to your heart and kidneys yet? How has it affected your appetite?

Kek_Johnson [S] 2 points ago

Found the cover bunny. It's on his cufflink.

Kek_Johnson [S] 1 point ago

I wonder what Dolly Parton sized facemask would look like?

Kek_Johnson [S] 11 points ago

Beer and food made while the makers are feeling hate doesn't taste well.

Kek_Johnson [S] 2 points ago

James Woods was in Children of the Corn.

Kek.

Kek_Johnson [S] 4 points ago

I listen to him at 2.5x speed on YouTube. Smoke a fat bowl, close my eyes and feel like I'm going into the munchkin land of news and opinion.

Kek_Johnson [S] 1 point ago

Looks like plumbers arms. I know they can fix the wet works.

Kek_Johnson [S] 3 points ago

Having dementia and running for President helps getting you and possibly others off criminal charges.

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