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JeffersonTea [S] (1 point)

Harry Reid is a national treasure. He gave us the Nuclear Option!

JeffersonTea [S] (4 points)

Cocaine Senate Leader Turtle! Cocaine Senate Leader Turtle! Cocaine Senate Leader Turtle! Hero in the Senate, TURTLE POWER!!!

JeffersonTea [S] (3 points)

Imran Awan? More like "Imran Away"...

Know what I'm sayin'?

JeffersonTea [S] (4 points)

As if those ideas aren't tired af. Maybe Hallmark wants to blaze some new trails, like not perpetuating the employment of unoriginal old washed up nobodies.

JeffersonTea [S] (4 points)

We just need 18/31 Trump district Dems to see this and nope the fuck out on impeachment. We've already got Van Drew.

JeffersonTea [S] (3 points)

In reality, they're not after your guns, and they're not after you. They're after your shit. You and your guns are in the way.