Ronald McDonald is just the perfect cherry on top of this clownfire.
Jacob Leon Rubenstein, actually. Jack Ruby is MUCH BETTER kek
Kimmel and Fallon, fingers crossed.
Do you recognize the guy on the left, smooching his granddaughter?
Dentists get the best drugs.
Their chin starts drooping and coming back up.
Pinned pupils. Heavy lids one lower. Vacant look. Relaxed musculature under eyes. Pupils asymmetrical. Odd discoloration under eyes. Drooping brow. Overtly relaxed demeanor.
Let's get him in the balcony at the next State of the Union.
No joke, I grew up in the city, i got a dozen dead friends from the opioid epidemic, I've seen this shit since I was a little kid. That guy is fucking high on dope.
Unless Mary Sue is on board, much quicker, believe me.
Look at his fucking heroin eyes wtf. Dude, trust me, thats a fucking junkie.
Sail in, pedes.
Aaaaannnnndd boom goes the dynamite. Old lefty now alt-right.
Pede on fire ^
Next, the US officially tells WHO to "go fuck itself".
Commies and Copters