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IamM 3 points ago +3 / -0

Much like in the NBA, Lebron will stay for 60% of the fight before faking an injury, leaving, then having his fans/friends blame Kyrie Irving for no reason.

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IamM 1 point ago +1 / -0

The other thing too is that if it does in fact melt, won't some of it turn into oxygen thus not affecting the sea levels much? Like it doesn't take a physicist to know that a melting ice cube won't produce the same amount in water.

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IamM 0 points ago +1 / -1

Looks at many of the leftist women. "Not to worry, you won't have a problem with that anytime soon."

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IamM 6 points ago +7 / -1

They probably hate him because in their own twisted minds he's doing everything hitler did only better, and are pissed that he's getting all the credit over actual hitler Obama.

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IamM 6 points ago +7 / -1

Damn, that's gonna be another 50 covid deaths added to the ticker.

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IamM 12 points ago +12 / -0

If I remember right her nickname was "full service", as thanks to her vagina-neck she could theoretically take care of 6 guys at once, making her a top-tier escort.

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IamM 1 point ago +1 / -0

"But if you add that 75% to my 66 and 2/3rds percents, that gives me a 143 and 2/3rds chance of braining at sakkerfice!" -Scott Steiner, probably.

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IamM 9 points ago +9 / -0

New York is becoming a literal meme at this point. Would hardly be surprised if their next riot is due to people being upset about a lack of peace.

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IamM 10 points ago +10 / -0

AntiStus would make a lot more sense, just so we could have Bad News Barrett do speeches for us with the context being that it's like the "no homers club" from the simpsons where we're allowed one Stu. "Gretchen Whitmer won her last election by promising a bunch of things that'd make Michigan a great place. But I'm afraid I've got some bad news..."

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IamM 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean that'd be bold if a republican woman was accused of raping someone. Like normally if a democrat woman rapes someone it makes sense, as they tend to have a penis and it's a part of their "culture" alongside spending $80 for vinyl figurines and doing self-harm when people criticize them.

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IamM 13 points ago +13 / -0

They should quote ray bradburry, considering they spend so much time burning books they disagree with.

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IamM 3 points ago +3 / -0

They also use the idea of other countries somehow being better than the US, the quote on quote "first world problems". News flash: immigrants only enter countries illegally if said countries are better. It's why you guys are literally building a wall right now to keep mexico out and why Canada is paying them to enter here through the use of wage subsidies and our equivalent of affirmative action.

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IamM 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rockstar needs to take note of this, as you have to think with the massive increase in crime New York would be the perfect setting for their next GTA game.

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IamM 11 points ago +12 / -1

See, I thought for sure it was the alter-ego of wrestler/porn-star Val Venis, where he'd come out to the ring in a mask with a dildo on the front and deliver his finishing maneuver to unsuspecting victims, the "Clymax".

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IamM 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm starting to think most of these reddit leftists don't actually know what 2A is and just assume that if you own a gun you're allowed to commit any crime you want with it without any repercussions at all. Which now that I think about it could explain their stance on the whole "racism" thing. It's not that black people are committing significantly more crimes despite being a small part of the population, it's because in their eyes they don't see the "gun crimes" as crimes as apparently 2A gives you a pass on that stuff.

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IamM 3 points ago +3 / -0

Have the McCloskeys as DLC characters too while we're at it. Would be more realism than their previous franchises.

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IamM 5 points ago +5 / -0

You have to think one of the reasons the owner was angry was because he's a huge wrestling mark and thought the actual Kamala (James Harris) was showing up and felt gypt when some fat black broad did instead.

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