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Hasenfefernusen [S] 1 point ago

It's just like that.

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Hasenfefernusen [S] 37 points ago

Looks like a Karen, sounds like a Tony. NY is confusing.

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Hasenfefernusen [S] 0 points ago

I just came in to see the poo-flinging. Was not disappointed.

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Hasenfefernusen [S] 5 points ago

My kids keep walking through the living room trying to sell me TRUMP 2020 hats.

I bought 3

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Hasenfefernusen [S] 2 points ago

If you were a democrat, Pet rock IS your ONLY choice.

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Hasenfefernusen [S] 2 points ago

Incapable Kneivel dropped his prison bitch!

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Hasenfefernusen [S] 4 points ago

Have you ever heard the saying, "That's gayer than cum on a mustache."? I am now going to say, "That's gayer than two men popping wheelies on one quad."

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Hasenfefernusen [S] 5 points ago

Bacteria in a septic tank breaks down the solid waste into liquid that can then be drained off into a leach field. The scene in Seattle is the bacteria. Liberalism is the solid waste. You gotta give it time before you pump that tank clean and start over.

Yes, I am calling Seattle a septic tank. Starbucks is the liquid waste. Don't be a leach field.

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Hasenfefernusen [S] 6 points ago

I'm picturing aunty Fah on a Golden GEOTUS's shoulders, trying to rock it back and forth to topple it. After a while, they realize it's just like one of those spring mounted playground animals they enjoyed rocking on in college. They enjoy it so much they stop acting like little brownshirts. Maybe even vote MAGA, because of the joy he brings...

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Hasenfefernusen [S] 5 points ago

They tried in the chaz. Couldn't overcome gravity with the available soypower to raise their plywood fist of reee.

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Hasenfefernusen [S] 3 points ago

Full Biden? Like this?

Listen, fat! (licks ice cream) Plantation pony soldier (sniffs little girl passing by) DACA is about you know, the thing! (bites your finger) Trump no mans land when me and Barack arm wrestled! (tongues his granddaughter)

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Hasenfefernusen [S] 3 points ago

I remember thinking people were slaves to those stupid cassette walkmans in the 80's. Technology isn't the problem. Weak-minded people trying to distract themselves from their fears and pain are.

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Hasenfefernusen [S] 3 points ago

I can smell that carpet mold from here. Fond memories.

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Hasenfefernusen [S] 7 points ago

It's a start. Are they going to press charges on the rioters that assaulted him?

I'll hold my breath while I wait.

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Hasenfefernusen [S] 24 points ago

Mount them on springs, so when they get pulled down, they pop back up. Preferably with that sound a spring doorstop makes when you flick it.

FUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUH

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Hasenfefernusen [S] 2 points ago

They can and should.

Screw my home town. We gave the world shitty droning music, unreliable software and overpriced burnt coffee. I see what's going on now in Seattle as karmic retribution.

Honk, Honk.

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