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FitOfficial 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guess I'm staying on my side of the mountain.

Dumb fucks have systematically ruined a beautiful city in less than a decade. Breaks my heart.

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FitOfficial 7 points ago +7 / -0

Now do women in Computer Science.

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FitOfficial 8 points ago +8 / -0

Proud Boys are going to be the conduit for negative coverage?

NO. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I'M SO SHOCKED.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE.

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FitOfficial 3 points ago +3 / -0

Swan diving off the tongues of crippled giants

XXXXX XXXXX XXXXX

Choking on bits of barley bread crumbs

Oh this burning beard I have come undone

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FitOfficial 4 points ago +5 / -1

Would've been better if it was just the guy telling him he's full of shit. Now they can just deflect and say "religious crazies". Opportunity missed.

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FitOfficial 2 points ago +2 / -0

He didn't say he would vote yes. He left the door open as he always does.

He'll vote no if there's any hint of anyone else defecting or if he's cornered in an elevator by some concerned C-list actress.

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FitOfficial 4 points ago +7 / -3

Did they tell him to roll his face in Cheetos and eat ice cream with Samantha Bee?

Oh, that's right... he's just a fucking retard.

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FitOfficial 17 points ago +17 / -0

I mean he might be right depending on when she actually died.

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FitOfficial 8 points ago +8 / -0

Trump said he was nominating a woman at the NC rally, didn't he?

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FitOfficial 6 points ago +6 / -0 (edited)

Did anybody get a clip of Trump calling Colby live on the post show? Had him on speakerphone and everything!

EDIT: Got a recording of it myself... sorry for the camera quality. https://vimeo.com/459810928

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FitOfficial 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that a reference to his own assassination attempt?

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FitOfficial 3 points ago +3 / -0

I cannot imagine the shit the guys in Asheville have to deal with. It's a fucking cesspool in the city. Suburbs are great, but good god has downtown gone to absolute bum piss in the past 15 years.

The hippies are to blame. Damn dirty, smelly hippies.

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FitOfficial 2 points ago +2 / -0

Murkowski already flaked. Mittens and Collins will too.

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FitOfficial 7 points ago +7 / -0

Too late man. Mods already stickied the shit out of the stuff.

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FitOfficial 0 points ago +3 / -3

Are you aware that answering questions with one or two short, uninformative sentences makes for a fucking terrible AMA?

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FitOfficial 12 points ago +12 / -0

I don't understand who could possibly watch this shit voluntarily. No wonder everybody's on meds.

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FitOfficial 38 points ago +40 / -2

Nope. Scientology opportunist making a buck off Trump's name.

Try again in a month.

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