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ExBrooklyn 2 points ago +2 / -0

If Biden can't speak, he belongs in a Capt. Pike seat! (Boop!)

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ExBrooklyn 1 point ago +1 / -0

As Granny used to say: "Familiarity breeds contempt!"

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ExBrooklyn 3 points ago +3 / -0

You should also say "How do you like my pecker?"

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ExBrooklyn 2 points ago +2 / -0

DJT: "C'mon Joe - I'll come down to your basement to debate if the outdoors terrifies you!"

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ExBrooklyn 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Stellarium is a free open source planetarium for your computer. It shows a realistic sky in 3D, just like what you see with the naked eye, binoculars or a telescope."

https://stellarium.org/

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ExBrooklyn 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's nothing. NYC, Ave. B and Houston. Junkie was in middle of street, bent over backwards, head less than 1 foot from touching the pavement!

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ExBrooklyn 5 points ago +5 / -0

As Granny would say: "If you want to dance, you have to pay the fiddler!"

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ExBrooklyn 4 points ago +4 / -0

Send Cylindropuntia fulgida, the jumping cholla.

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ExBrooklyn 5 points ago +5 / -0

An old Irish saying: "Many a mouth broke a nose!"

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ExBrooklyn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Buck buck, how many fingers are up?

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ExBrooklyn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Time to ramp up the HAARP array, and send China additional rain and some earthquakes.

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ExBrooklyn 7 points ago +7 / -0

"...The UN delivered a formal stand down order to the Trump administration, warning that there would be "consequences" if Federal officers continued enforcing Federal law…"

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ExBrooklyn 3 points ago +3 / -0

My advice: be a winner and Stump For Trump.

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ExBrooklyn 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only hiccup so far is when Big Mike tells Barry to speak into the mic, but he gets on his knees and bows toward Big Mike's meat whistle instead.

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