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DrunkNancyPelosi [S] (6 points)

I’m drunk. I need peachmints to cover up the smell.

DrunkNancyPelosi [S] (3 points)

Watch what you caterpillars do here. I’m watching and looking for offenses for peach mints!

DrunkNancyPelosi [S] (14 points)

I’m not drunk. I just talk like this.

DrunkNancyPelosi [S] (8 points)

Pass me a drink. I’m gonna need one for this shit.