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Doth 4 points ago +5 / -1

Am I laughing because it hurts, or does it hurt because I'm laughing?

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Doth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ruth's alleged 'deathbed wish' is completely legally irrelevant

FTFY

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Doth 6 points ago +7 / -1

That or "I hope I killed enough babies for you, Lord Satan!"

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Doth 5 points ago +5 / -0

That explains how a paw-paw fruit can get the virus: no neck!

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Doth 15 points ago +15 / -0

No but if you crash your motorcycle into the side of a truck and your head comes off, you'll die of COVID.

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Doth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Classic busybody hypochondriacs. If there's a few cases of Plague in the next state over I bet she'll say she had that, too.

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Doth 5 points ago +5 / -0

I know of 3 dozen people that have tested positive, and yet I don't even know a single person that's been sick.

My family and I had an unusually bad cold or flu back in November. It was bad, really serious lethargy and crud lasting 2 weeks, maybe that was COVID. It wasn't THAT much worse than a typical cold. But since this pandemic began I don't know a single person that's been sick even with normal stuff.

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Doth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Such delicious bovine teat excretions, though. Cool and creamy. I even add a couple ice cubes on occasion!

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Doth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, I only meant the site layout!

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Doth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Isn't there an artificial lactose enzyme (lactase) you can take as a supplement to allow you to digest lactose!?

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Doth 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got mine for under $200 last year! The shop where I bought it, admittedly, has WAY too much inventory sitting around.

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Doth 3 points ago +3 / -0

In some areas you can still find clean ones for $200!

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Doth 3 points ago +3 / -0

What's with the backslash yo!?

The 3-line rifle M1891 (Russian: трёхлинейная винтовка образца 1891 года, tryokhlineynaya vintovka obraztsa 1891 goda), colloquially known in the West as Mosin-Nagant and in Russia as Mosin's rifle (Russian: винтовка Мосина, ISO 9: vintovka Mosina)

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Doth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Прекрасные трехлинейные винтовки, друг мой!

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Doth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah. Chitin and many of the substances found in insect bodies are incredibly unpalatable to humans until we're so starving hungry we don't care anymore. Hence, Africans eating bugs they find under a rotting log. And you definitely won't make game weight eating that way.

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Doth 2 points ago +2 / -0

You forgot sticks! They also had sticks!

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Doth 8 points ago +8 / -0

Missionaries, some of the nicest and most well-meaning people on Earth, end up coming back with demoralizing stories about how they wasted their time setting up crops and teaching people how to farm in certain areas of the world because the locals are helplessly stupid and superstitious. You get their crops going, they won't come out each day and water them and remove the bugs. They do moronic shit like sprinkling motor oil, salt, and sugar into the soil. Sometimes they destroy the crops intentionally because of superstitious fears that the westerners are bringing witchcraft. If they do succeed at harvesting and bringing a cop to market, no one will use any of the money to buy seeds and tools and repeat the process. Instead, all their relatives will show up with an open hand and guilt them into giving the money and then everyone goes and gets drunk.

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Doth 4 points ago +4 / -0

All so they can keep drinking 'milk' that comes from shit like almonds and soybeans. What the fuck is that about.

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Doth 4 points ago +4 / -0

Because outrage fatigue has made them miserable and wokeness has left them unable to enjoy pretty much anything because the woke mob has a reason why EVERYTHING is racist, colonialist, and bad. It's a sad fucking life. But don't weep for them: the back door is open and the porch light is on when they get tired of it. We accept REEEEEEEEEEfugees as long as they're here LEGALLY and ready to MAGA!

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