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CisSiberianOrchestra 33 points ago +33 / -0

(Yankee Doodle played on fifes and drums intensifies)

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CisSiberianOrchestra 14 points ago +17 / -3

All they do is suck the energy and joy out of any thread that gives good or encouraging news.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 42 points ago +45 / -3

inb4 the "Don't get complacent!" killjoys.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 10 points ago +10 / -0

If I were a store owner I'd immediately put up a big sign that said "Masks not required" to capitalize on people who hate wearing masks.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 42 points ago +42 / -0

Assistant State’s Attorney Kevin Deboni said Adam Hollingsworth’s horse was not equipped with shoes when he took it “trotting for miles” in a “Kids’ Lives Matter” protest, injuring the horse’s legs and feet.

Yep. No shoes.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 17 points ago +17 / -0

The exchange between Animal Mother and the Vietnamese hooker is a classic scene.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gun and ammo prices went up a lot after Sandy Hook. They eventually came back down and building an AR became much cheaper than it was because so many new gun companies started up to meet the demand.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 9 points ago +9 / -0

The best president we never had.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 6 points ago +6 / -0

One of my favorite moments in the books is when Conan calls one of his enemies a "soft-gutted eunuch" to his face. That insult always makes me chuckle when I read it.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 11 points ago +11 / -0

I love the 1982 Conan the Barbarian film. It's one of my favorite movies, and it has one of the greatest original soundtracks of any movie ever made. I especially love Conan's prayer to Crom as Thulsa Doom's raiders approach:

Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, and why we died. All that matters is that today, two stood against many. That's what's important. Valor pleases you, Crom, so grant me this one request: Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!

But you're right, the film version of Conan is a lot more stoic and silent than Howard's Conan, who was described as a man of great melancholy and great mirth.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 8 points ago +8 / -0

LeBron just says whatever his Chinese masters tell him to.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 22 points ago +22 / -0

Morgan Freeman also. He may be a Democrat, but he went on Don Lemon's show a couple of years back and rejected the narrative of black victimhood and white privilege. He also said that anybody can be a success if they're willing to put in the time and effort.

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