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ChrisSuperDude 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was quoting a song called Fucked with an Anchor by Alestorm, though now that you mention it you're right.

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ChrisSuperDude 2 points ago +2 / -0

Makes me sad to think about how much Dee Snider sold out to the man. Almost as fucked as how Jello Biafra sold out to the Dems despite both California Uber Allies and Holiday in Cambodia being the 2 songs to accurately describe today’s left

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ChrisSuperDude 2 points ago +2 / -0

This one goes out to Fauci

FUCK YOU

YOURE A FUCKIN WANKER

IM GONNA PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE BALLS

FUCK YOU

WITH A FUCKIN ANCHOR

YOU’RE ALL CUNTS SO FUCK YOU ALL

FUCK YOU

YOU’RE A FUCKING WANKER

WERE GONNA PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE BALLS

FUCK YOU

WITH A FUCKING ANCHOR

YOURE ALL CUNTS SO FUCK YOU ALL

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ChrisSuperDude 6 points ago +6 / -0

He didn’t need to. Part of the downside to being MAGA is having to come out to your loved ones as gay. If you hate Trump, they already know you are.

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ChrisSuperDude 11 points ago +11 / -0

“Do I vote for the democrat who’s gonna blast me in the ass or the RINO who’s gonna blast me in the ass?”

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ChrisSuperDude 3 points ago +3 / -0

You’re both wrong, it was Dear Leader Kim Jong Un. He invented all those things after being the first man to walk on the sun. When you don’t have to ever take a shit you get a lot of stuff done.

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ChrisSuperDude 15 points ago +15 / -0

There once was a man named Joe.

His Indian sidekick is a hoe

He lost his damn mind

In a very short time

And now he lives in GITMO

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ChrisSuperDude 18 points ago +18 / -0

(Bobby Heenan and Gorilla Monsoon voice)

"You know Gorilla, I heard Hunter Biden isn't a big fan of the MLB."

"What makes you say that Brain?"

"He quite frankly prefers The Minors"

"Oh will you stop!"

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ChrisSuperDude 12 points ago +12 / -0

I have a “kill your local pedophile” t-shirt. It’s the same message.

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ChrisSuperDude 19 points ago +19 / -0

Like a drifter he was born to walk alone

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ChrisSuperDude 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve always said, if you don’t believe Christmas is the celebration of the birth of Christ, you should not be allowed to take the day off of work or school the same way I can’t take Hanakuh off of work.

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ChrisSuperDude 3 points ago +3 / -0

Journalists can have their rights back when they prove they can be journalists and not activists.

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ChrisSuperDude 25 points ago +25 / -0

That's the thing. I understand the whole argument of "if they said nothing they also appeal to liberals" without realizing liberals weren't buying their coffee to begin with. Liberals hated them and probably still hate them. The better business strategy is to pander to the people who are already supporting you and keeping you afloat and double down on them. It's the same thing with NASCAR when they did the BLM shit, they don't realize that blue collar, conservative, southern White Christians are the ones who made NASCAR a household name, they don't NEED any liberals watching and quite frankly NASCAR isn't for liberals anyway. It's just like with the recent election, Trump won last time by only winning the White vote, and this time he not only got the White vote but also got a significant amount of the black and Hispanic vote and they STILL want us to believe Biden won.

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ChrisSuperDude 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

I'm in the same boat as a delivery boy. It was kind of cool being called a 'frontline hero' for like the first week but then it just got old.

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ChrisSuperDude 11 points ago +11 / -0

If I may rant for a minute

Nothing pissed me off more than "We're all in this together". That phrase was a downright cultish saying all year How we view The Lord's Prayer, that's how the Branch Covidians viewed "We're all in this together". It pissed me off cause we didn't NEED lockdowns, we didn't NEED to fuck the economy, all for a disease that killed about 10K people. I think I hated it more than "the new normal" and "Frontline heroes".

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ChrisSuperDude 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is not a gym, this is a scene out of 28 Days Later.

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ChrisSuperDude 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not Chris Hero, though funny enough, when I first started backyard wrestling as a kid I did briefly wrestle as "Chris the Hero" since I did a superhero character until my friend told me that Chris Hero was already a person.

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ChrisSuperDude 9 points ago +9 / -0

Shit you're right, forgot all about those game. And I've played through Human Revolutions at least once every 2 years since 2012.

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ChrisSuperDude 30 points ago +31 / -1

I would legit play an Alex Jones themed first person shooter.

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ChrisSuperDude 15 points ago +15 / -0

I wasn't so much saying if you're not straight and White then you're not a rebel. What I was getting at was that what used to be considered normal and average is now considered rebellious because we've gone so far down the rabbit hole that it is insane. The typical figure that old school punks were rebelling against 40-50 years ago are now the ones doing the rebelling.

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ChrisSuperDude 20 points ago +20 / -0

Never would I think I'm more 'rebellious' now as a sober, 23 year old blue collar worker, with a steady girlfriend than I was when I was a punk teenager, drinking every night and staying up till 4 AM with my friends. I became more rebellious turning into my dad, than I was when I was trying to piss off my dad.

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