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ChrisSuperDude 5 points ago

With Trump the only flights he took were from Mar a Largo back to New York (or the other way around I can't remember) as confirmed in the 2016 election by Epstein's lawyer when people were trying to tie Trump to Epstein. His lawyer also confirmed that Trump banned Epstein for life from Mar a Largo when he found out Epstein was a child fucker and when the cops started investigating Epstein, they called Trump and Trump was the only one who was not only willing to talk but said "I'll come down to the station and talk with you for as long as I need to." https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-07-07/trump-was-only-one-help-prosecutor-2009-epstein-case

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ChrisSuperDude 21 points ago

They call this depressing but I call it warming. When I see this picture I think of all the fun I've had on road trips, stopping at restaurants all over America with my friends, driving through small towns to go to wrestling shows. It takes me back to simpler times as well of family road trips, it takes me back to simplicity. I see nothing depressing about this picture or capitalist architecture.

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ChrisSuperDude 22 points ago

That's because they want a better life but they don't want to put the work in to get the better life. Instead of working to get their ass out of Dunkin Donuts by maybe hitting the weights and getting a higher paying job working construction or working in a factory, they just expect everyone else to pick up the slack for them. They just lie back on their Call of Duty MLG dream instead of putting in the effort to achieve that dream. Personally, I would never shit on someone's dream (not saying you are) because I had teachers shitting on mine my whole life, but if your dream is to be the next PewDiePie and you're not putting in the effort or time to be the next PewDiePie then you don't have my support.

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ChrisSuperDude 25 points ago

Wanna know the biggest irony of the Pulse nightclub? Had the media shut the fuck up and stuck to the fact and not censored everything I actually think the attack could've inspired everyone to unite against radical Islam the way we united during WW2 against the Nazis and Japanese. If the media would've not tried to cover up Islam's ties, I truly believe Dems, Republicans, independents, libertarians, pro-Trump, anti-Trump whatever would've realized "hey we have a common enemy here, let's stop fighting each other and fight them instead". The media, both mainstream and social had the chance to help fix the country and they said 'nah'.

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ChrisSuperDude 11 points ago

So Spez is a super powerful businessman who's secretly a criminal and a cannibal? He's the real life version of GTA character Donald Love.

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ChrisSuperDude 13 points ago

It's heavily believed that he is the real father of Jamie Lynn Spears' child and when she refused to have an abortion, he killed her career.

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ChrisSuperDude 4 points ago

Black supremacy and black nationalism has killed more people than 'white supremacy' has in the 2000s.

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ChrisSuperDude 39 points ago

I remember back when I used to read CollegeHumor in 2015 they actually had an article called "Why we should just let Donald Trump be president". Granted it wasn't about policy it was more stuff like "He would be the only president to have competed in WWE" and "We can say we had a president who was in Home Alone". (Also around this time Adam Ruins Everything, who was ran by them was a lot more unbiased and took a more libertarian approach and they had a video making fun of trannies identifying as made up genders) Not even a couple of months later they went full "Orange Man Bad" and coincidentally stopped being funny.

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ChrisSuperDude 15 points ago

I feel like if Colin Suckadick had Ned Flanders as a dad he wouldn't have grown up to be such a massive bitch.

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ChrisSuperDude 2 points ago

George Floyd got a more fair trial than Roger Stone or General Flynn did.

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ChrisSuperDude 8 points ago

Snopes: Is it true Snopes is literally Stalin? Snopes: Mostly false, we're not Stalin, just very very close.

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ChrisSuperDude 7 points ago

I'd wager most men on the left in general are homos. Or at least bi.

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ChrisSuperDude 1 point ago

I meant more they are right when it came more to social issues. Plus when it came to them censoring things they were just annoying about it at worst, at worst I had my evangelical grandma complain about my KISS CD's and my GTA games the left on the other hand is actively burning books and trying to ban anything that's even remotely offensive because they're the one's with actual power. As far as Harry Potter though, the evangelicals were in the right to want it banned because then at least I wouldn't have to hear gay shit like "Trump is like Voldemort and George Soros is Harry" or "Dumbledore would've been proud of Daisy Hogg and Emma Goblin".

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ChrisSuperDude 2 points ago

"There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, only guys with tits!"

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ChrisSuperDude 8 points ago

Not just that, but Kathy is also a devout Christian and is outspoken about being pro-life. That just makes her a whole lot hotter to me.

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ChrisSuperDude 22 points ago

Part of being an adult is realizing that the Evangelical bible thumping Christians of the 2000s were right all along.

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ChrisSuperDude 5 points ago

I'm so glad I went through puberty in 2009-2010. At least then when I was 'finding myself' I didn't have to say "is this a chick" before every 'session' if you know what I mean.

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ChrisSuperDude 5 points ago

If the past month has taught me anything it's that, and I say this with 100% seriousness, not trolling, not being metaphorical here, this is an undisputed fact, cops are the most oppressed group in America today. And the reason I say this is because oppression against cops is not only allowed, it is actively encouraged by the media. I'd say about 99% of all cops are good people and they are treated worse in the public eye than a drug addicted porn star ex-felon thug who pointed a gun at a pregnant woman's stomach. We're so far into clown world that being an absolute 'bootlicker' is the new punk rock and is now the edgy opinion to have.

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ChrisSuperDude 2 points ago

For me Borat has kind of a nostalgia factor because when I was about 8 or 9 that way THE bad movie to watch. It was the movie that me and my friends would watch after our parents went to bed and even well into high school we'd do the "My name Borat, I like sex, it's very nice" bit.

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