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CerebralPimp [S] 5 points ago

Sometimes I hear when you’re drunk, there’s sometimes three genders or four, depending on your vision impairment.

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CerebralPimp [S] 3 points ago

Hopefully that’s what the other agencies will say and then realize they’ve been had.

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CerebralPimp [S] 55 points ago

Damnit man, can’t even enjoy my iced convfefe without spitting it out from laughing so hard!

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CerebralPimp [S] 4 points ago

Great work all, keep it up!

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CerebralPimp [S] 3 points ago

Sorry, calling bs on shed. That is very shopped, you can see it, look at the 'h' at the beginning of that line in the word 'this' and you'll see the difference. The world is crazy enough as it is, we don't need to fabricate like the MSM does.

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CerebralPimp [S] 2 points ago

That makes sense, and it makes sense they’d just let all those people die in China just to keep their numbers low

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CerebralPimp [S] 1 point ago

Good crap, sorting by new has be spittin breakfast cereal milk out my nose! This is hilarious, top kek!

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CerebralPimp [S] 3 points ago

What the actual fuh...

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CerebralPimp [S] 5 points ago

Thank you! Obviously this post isn't for everyone, but good crap it could be a serious issue for some people and we're all here to win at everything we attempt.

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CerebralPimp [S] 6 points ago

Dude, do you even know how AA works? People who fight addictions like alcoholism have to accept that there's something greater than them, a higher being. This post, if you read the title I created, is to help people who struggle with addictions that may find themselves with too much idle time and a chance to fall. This is for them, not for you to get all bent out of shape because it reeks of religious tones.

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CerebralPimp [S] 4 points ago

OOTL, care to fill me in?

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CerebralPimp [S] 3 points ago

"Stupid drumph supporters, thinking the flags will wisk the virus away."

-Tendie Dropping Leftest spying from his mothers basement window

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CerebralPimp [S] 1 point ago

So why are they so behind and have to resort to espionage to advance anything?

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CerebralPimp [S] 1 point ago

10/10? Why you no get 19/10? You no study hard enough! You rack disciprin!

-Cliche Asian Mom

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