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BowelSharpton [S] 1 point ago

Starring "The Guy That FroBama Possibly Met ONCE" (but accidentally launched his campaign in his ChiRaq LIVING ROOM) Billy "I should have bombed MORE" Ayers the unrepentant terrorist scum-sucking pig.

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BowelSharpton [S] 3 points ago

I've been wearing the SHIT out of mine (got it from vendor HanibalKing off Etsy). Shortly after purchase, one snarling cow followed me around the store berating me "You think this is FUNNY"? Well, yeah. I've also been wearing this one routinely.

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BowelSharpton [S] 3 points ago

HollyWeird mantra: If at first it succeeds, beat it to death. I'm sure all the Villains will be Conservative Christian Heterosexual Guys and the Warriors For JUSTICE BY GAWD will be Everybody Else. Just watched an old classic I'd never seen (1981) "My Bloody Valentine" - a real hoot if you've never seen it. If you like seriously warped stuff like me, check out Advantages of Traveling By Train (the bitchy uber-negative reviewers don't like anything that doesn't have to do with zero-IQ comic book characters obviously).

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BowelSharpton [S] 3 points ago

I asked one of my nieces (born and bred in Nebraska like yours truly) whether the oftentimes VERY harsh midwestern winters prepared her for life in Minneapolis where she moved - not no, but hell no. Here it's measured in inches (except for the nonstop month-long February 2019 storm which damn wiped my state off the MAP - quite an anomaly) but in MN it's typically measured in FEET, not to mention extreme subzero temps. I told her to keep warm this next winter and maybe burn down a local Wendys.

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BowelSharpton [S] 7 points ago

Let the Somalians, the rest of the illegals, the bleeding heart LibTards and the entitled faction(s) of the minorities literally and figuratively DESTROY each other. And New York friggin City pulling a billion from their police force? It REALLY will be Escape From (insert liberal shithole here), Part 417. Damn shame as Minneapolis (and the entire Left Coast, et al) are/were scenically stunning enclaves - why do The Left have to literally ruin EVERYTHING they touch?!

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BowelSharpton [S] 2 points ago

I hope I can see this soon - been waiting impatiently since hearing about it. I DID watch recently the masterful "No Safe Spaces" documentary from Adam Carolla & Dennis Prager - STRONGLY recommend that one.

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BowelSharpton [S] 7 points ago

This is not a "shill" comment or any of that sh-t, but my apparently pea-sized brain just cannot comprehend why Trump keeps routinely backing the backstabbing RINO/GOPe candidate in nearly every race since he's been in - is it part of his Sun-Tzu headfake strategy? They ultimately betray him and his agenda if/when they get elected. May as well back the democrat.

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BowelSharpton [S] 2 points ago

Like THIS asshole. It's not so much even the Sheeple Mask (that I'd say not even one-third of shoppers I see routinely wearing, staring at me like I'M the freak, as they hork up ribcage-rattling TB coughs, smearing their effluvia all over the carts and self-checkouts) it's the selfish BASTARDS who, the nanosecond a product hits the shelves, buy ALL of them (this local walmart has been out of this clear aloe gel i've used for YEARS since early February as apparently people take that and also always-out-of-stock rubbing alcohol for DIY sanitizer).

I understand (and have several friends who do so) the "prepper" mentality but have nothing but contempt for HOARDERS (several family members i count in that group). And what do we do to combat the underlying psychological flaws that manifest themselves in hoarding? Put up storage units!!

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BowelSharpton [S] 3 points ago

If there's any (poetic) justice left, this skank, AOC, fellow foul-mouthed and PROVEN campaign fraud "we're gonna impeach the m-f" raSHITa Tlaib....will be private citizens again come November election. It makes me physically ill that you're suspect as a democrat if you're NOT corrupt (and ALWAYS get away with Complete Impunity) like Omar the Terrible who's committed innumerable felonies, calls jews 'cockroaches' while in Congress, etc, and walks free; whereas they microscopically scrutinize any and all conservatives (ultimately having to make shit UP) and give us the Death Sentence for existing. Seems equitable.

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BowelSharpton [S] 3 points ago

EXACTLY! I'm trying to think if America had automobiles yet when DC last had a CONSERVATIVE mayor and the city government WASN'T corrupt to the cellular level.

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BowelSharpton [S] 2 points ago

Anymore on reddit, I just "browse" without commenting (have deleted ALL of my comments on there, as well as have an alternate ID) as they'd figure out instantly I'm a Big Bad Trump Supporter and The Mob would come after me. Wasn't aware askthedonald was now compromised - thanks for the warning.

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BowelSharpton [S] 3 points ago

Thankfully, these three political subs that I subscribe to (also subscribe to some apolitical stuff like music and film) haven't either been 'detected' yet or are flying under the radar and won't be led to the digital French Revolution Guillotine like the others:
r/AskThe_Donald r/DrainTheSwamp r/TheWatch

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BowelSharpton [S] 3 points ago

It nearly made my physically ill watching that horrific pile of shit - it was essentially like slowing down to stare in demented wonder at some high-speed carnage on the interstate.

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BowelSharpton [S] 3 points ago

I think THE most ingenious comedic approach to this is from Dave Chappelle, The N-ggar Family. I agree a thousand percent - look at historical precedent (Orwell, USSR, Solzhenitsyn, NOW) and it will without fail ALWAYS be the absolute WORST form of censorship is SELF censorship, cowering in fear for The Mob to come after you for WrongSpeak (and thought...and deed.....).

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BowelSharpton [S] 3 points ago

Zoiks! Foiled again! Out of morbid curiosity (20-plus years after it came out), I just HAD to download, bungee-cord myself in a chair and toothpick-prop my eyelids open to feast on the Blues Brothers 2000 atrocity. It really is as atrociously-appalling as you've heard - indescribably horrible. SHAME on Landis, Aykroyd, Frank Oz and everyone involved in that Crime Against Humanity/crotch-kick to those who LOVE the original.

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BowelSharpton [S] 2 points ago

And we're just gonna sit here and friggin TAKE IT. I need to consciously remind myself daily that it can and typically WILL continue to become more and more and more brazenly lawless in this land as long as the Rothschild/pedo/Soros/deep state conglomerate continue to be the untouchable Man Behind the Curtain. God Bless our warrior Trump but the fact the Epstein thing was carried out literally before our eyes with NARY a peep of investigative follow up or even parroting the 'yep, irrefutably it's suicide' sez AG Barr - geezus. Unless it's all one yuuuge HeadFake.....i don't know what to think anymore.

Sick of getting my hopes dashed against the unforgiving Rocks Of Reality again and again and again (SDNY's gonna be different now that Berman's gone - you wait and see! Maxwell arrested! Here comes The Hammer!!! And then a big fat NOTHING. Rinse. Repeat FOREVER). When Roger Stone, Paul Manafort, Michael Flynn, Papadoupolous (sp?), Julian Assange, et al, are completely exonerated THEN I may start to believe there's actual justice.......Sorry but it's hard NOT to be jaded when The Left does whatever the frick it wants as they realize they'll NEVER be held to be account whereas if you're a conservative you're automatically guilty of something/anything (typically fabricated from whole cloth).

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