BoricuaPede [S] 1 point ago

Hahahahahaha...I miss you guys. We have the best rallies, don't we folks? The best. I mean, I never had somebody hand me a cold beer and a freshly grilled brat outside any Bush "rallies" I can tell you. No one does rallies like we do them, no one. Bigly.

BoricuaPede [S] 3 points ago

Naw. I called about doing it for the midterms, but since I have filed taxes here two years in a row, it's now my official residence.

BoricuaPede [S] 4 points ago

Not a criticism or a pat myself on the back in any way, but this is why I went into private practice. No one can lay me off except God and my own self. Look into starting your own bizz, pede.

BoricuaPede [S] 1 point ago

No, that's the opposite. That's what the elite rub in our noses all day long.

BoricuaPede [S] 4 points ago

Thanks, pede! That's the one. I'd give you gold, but this isn't ReddCuck.

BoricuaPede [S] 1 point ago

Oh, I had it backwards. Sorry, pede. Welp, time to get her back in!

BoricuaPede [S] 1 point ago

Kurt Schlichter was a nauseating Never Trumper till it started hurting the sales of his crappy self-published books he hawks on every goddamn thing he writes. He is a turncoat Benedict Arnold and deserves nothing but scorn from any self-respecting pede. Get him off our forum.

BoricuaPede [S] 3 points ago

I make fake titties for a living, pede. Lots of women get them to feel more feminine. As a bodybuilder, she probably had a chest as flat as a mesa in Arizona and got sick of people assuming she was a dyke and/or tranny.

BoricuaPede [S] 1 point ago

Me too, pede. Kung Flu will be up there with Juicy Smollay as a punchline.

BoricuaPede [S] 1 point ago

Based on the CDC symptoms, my wife and I have already had it. It started with chest pain, then a dry cough, then about 4 days of misery and fever, and finally tons of orange goop out of our lungs. Then it ended, really suddenly and we are okay. We are self quarantined and never left the house (since we're in Puerto Rico, we ALWAYS have 2 weeks supplies stocked up for hurricane season). If this is the worst Kung Flu can throw at us, I think the media is going to quit screetching soon enough.

BoricuaPede [S] 1 point ago

It absolutely is not gambling, you ignorant terd. Slow and steady sane investments in healthy companies are how you build real wealth. Buy into boring, safe S&P-500 and Dow Jones index funds with a bit of every paycheck and retire comfortably.

BoricuaPede [S] 2 points ago

It is just a distillation of 70% ethyl alcohol, pure water, and bay leaves, allspice, and juniper berries. You could literally drink it. It is used by every family in Latin America for rubbing sore muscles and added to steaming hot water, you breathe in the fumes to relieve bronchitis.

BoricuaPede [S] 3 points ago

Hahaha, that'll do it too. But you will walk around smelling like the wino shitting the sidewalk in San Francisco.

BoricuaPede [S] 7 points ago

Very oddly, none of this is happening in Puerto Rico, where we specialize in panicking over everything. Stores are stocked, Costco had no lines for water or TP today. The governor just declared a curfew and everyone just yawned and went on with their day. After the shitstorms that were María and the earthquakes, it's...refreshing.

BoricuaPede [S] 2 points ago

I'm actually in that photo. So when I tell you the media narrative about that incident is a fucking lie that refuses to die, you can believe me.

BoricuaPede [S] 1 point ago

So much for the narrative that he spared them because he owns resorts there. Ignoring of course he also exempted 4 other European countries outside the Schengen zone.

BoricuaPede [S] 6 points ago

The Economist did a very big expose a few months ago about how much of Europe has already fallen to China, specifically the ports. They own all the major ports from Italy and Greece to Ireland and Sweden. Scary shit.

BoricuaPede [S] 1 point ago

Well, you let the lefties shit down all your sawmills and pulp mills because little owl nobody except Audubon himself ever saw. And yes, that pun was intended.

BoricuaPede [S] 1 point ago

This is a scientifically accurate. What is the problem?

BoricuaPede [S] 1 point ago *

This is not ReddCuck. You don't need to mask usernames.

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